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    Default Fear the New World Order!!! Kobe=Holy Basketball Royalty

    Brethren, hear me. I, the master templar, guardian of the holy secrets, have decided to bravely grace this board to destroy the web of lies that the Black Hand has weaved. Those heretics, otherwise known as the Masonic order, the Illuminati, have poisoned the minds of the common man with fallacies- all in an attempt to subjugate the masses, to create a new world order using the media to spread their influence globally.

    I have embarked on a crusade to spread the Gospel of the one true basketball God- the san graal, the holy blood line. Kobe Bean Bryant, the possessor of infinite basketball prowess is the GOAT, but the infidels who run the machine have worked for decades to conceal this from the public.

    Twas not a number he bore on his person, rather the symbol for the divine- infinity



    8=

    Stern and his hoarde of heretics realized the hidden meaning and hatched a conspiracy to suppress this knowledge, but the holy one outwitted their lot...

    24=2x4= 8= infinity

    Now look at the other side of the equation.

    numbers sacred to the Masons/Illuminati- 9, 11, 13, 33, 55

    Lebron James= 11 letters
    #23= 2 3s= 33

    Michael Jordan=13 letters
    #23=2 3s= 33
    #45=4+5=9
    Famously scoredd 55 against the Knicks while wearing #45

    These pawns are used to further the goals of creating a new world order, and amassing riches for the corporations that fly under the Illumanati banner (NBA, ESPN, Nike, Gatorade,etc). Once the heretic Jordan was no longer serviceable, the wicked ones created a new pawn in Young James. It is only a matter of time before he is proclaimed the newest GOAT. I cringe at the thought of such sacrilege being propogated. It's all there...

    The Eye sees all brethren.





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    Default Re: Fear the New World Order!!! Kobe=Holy Basketball Royalty

    haha

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    I don't know whether to lol or delete this.

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    this is some hilarious crack rock

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    Default Re: Fear the New World Order!!! Kobe=Holy Basketball Royalty

    What the fu_k is that sh_t?

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    Default Re: Fear the New World Order!!! Kobe=Holy Basketball Royalty

    8= infinity
    LOL

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psoaf...e=channel_page
    n sync is part of the new world order and is Anti-Christ.

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    5 stars!!! I believe!

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    What if he's right?



    Maybe this would explain the Sacramento Kings being raped of their NBA title a good 7 or 8 years.

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    Default Re: Fear the New World Order!!! Kobe=Holy Basketball Royalty

    Quote Originally Posted by KenneBell
    5 stars!!! I believe!
    Yes brethren, believe, see through the lies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pain of Thought
    What if he's right?



    Maybe this would explain the Sacramento Kings being raped of their NBA title a good 7 or 8 years.
    Tis all part of the grand swindling conspiracy, the eye sees all, it's pawns control all.

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    LOOOOOOOOL, hahahaha, this was well done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StroShow4
    I don't know whether to lol or delete this.
    Ah yes, a pawn of the black hand. Do as you will, thou cannot silence the truth forever. You serve your master Stern well.

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    Default Re: Fear the New World Order!!! Kobe=Holy Basketball Royalty

    Quote Originally Posted by Master Templar
    Tis all part of the grand swindling conspiracy, the eye sees all, it's pawns control all.
    The eye could be blind.

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