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Learning to shoot layups
Fear the New World Order!!! Kobe=Holy Basketball Royalty
Brethren, hear me. I, the master templar, guardian of the holy secrets, have decided to bravely grace this board to destroy the web of lies that the Black Hand has weaved. Those heretics, otherwise known as the Masonic order, the Illuminati, have poisoned the minds of the common man with fallacies- all in an attempt to subjugate the masses, to create a new world order using the media to spread their influence globally.
I have embarked on a crusade to spread the Gospel of the one true basketball God- the san graal, the holy blood line. Kobe Bean Bryant, the possessor of infinite basketball prowess is the GOAT, but the infidels who run the machine have worked for decades to conceal this from the public.
Twas not a number he bore on his person, rather the symbol for the divine- infinity
8=
Stern and his hoarde of heretics realized the hidden meaning and hatched a conspiracy to suppress this knowledge, but the holy one outwitted their lot...
24=2x4= 8= infinity
Now look at the other side of the equation.
numbers sacred to the Masons/Illuminati- 9, 11, 13, 33, 55
Lebron James= 11 letters
#23= 2 3s= 33
Michael Jordan=13 letters
#23=2 3s= 33
#45=4+5=9
Famously scoredd 55 against the Knicks while wearing #45
These pawns are used to further the goals of creating a new world order, and amassing riches for the corporations that fly under the Illumanati banner (NBA, ESPN, Nike, Gatorade,etc). Once the heretic Jordan was no longer serviceable, the wicked ones created a new pawn in Young James. It is only a matter of time before he is proclaimed the newest GOAT. I cringe at the thought of such sacrilege being propogated. It's all there...
The Eye sees all brethren.
Last edited by Master Templar; 07-07-2009 at 12:22 AM.
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College star
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Very good NBA starter
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I don't know whether to lol or delete this.
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Playground Legend
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this is some hilarious crack rock
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Local High School Star
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What the fu_k is that sh_t?
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College star
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psoaf...e=channel_page
n sync is part of the new world order and is Anti-Christ.
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What set you claim?
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5 stars!!! I believe!
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Local High School Star
Re: Fear the New World Order!!! Kobe=Holy Basketball Royalty
What if he's right?
Maybe this would explain the Sacramento Kings being raped of their NBA title a good 7 or 8 years.
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Learning to shoot layups
Re: Fear the New World Order!!! Kobe=Holy Basketball Royalty
Originally Posted by KenneBell
5 stars!!! I believe!
Yes brethren, believe, see through the lies...
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Learning to shoot layups
Re: Fear the New World Order!!! Kobe=Holy Basketball Royalty
Originally Posted by Pain of Thought
What if he's right?
Maybe this would explain the Sacramento Kings being raped of their NBA title a good 7 or 8 years.
Tis all part of the grand swindling conspiracy, the eye sees all, it's pawns control all.
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Land of Ownst
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LOOOOOOOOL, hahahaha, this was well done.
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Learning to shoot layups
Re: Fear the New World Order!!! Kobe=Holy Basketball Royalty
Originally Posted by StroShow4
I don't know whether to lol or delete this.
Ah yes, a pawn of the black hand. Do as you will, thou cannot silence the truth forever. You serve your master Stern well.
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Re: Fear the New World Order!!! Kobe=Holy Basketball Royalty
Originally Posted by Master Templar
Tis all part of the grand swindling conspiracy, the eye sees all, it's pawns control all.
The eye could be blind.
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