The Onion: New WNBA Promotion Lets First 100 Fans Leave Early

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[QUOTE]NEW YORK

[OnceInADECADE]

i rather watch p*rn

[griffmoney2084]

i know im better than half the wnba


i see them taking shots like players from the 1950s



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEgKqZw7clQ

[LongBeachLakers]

Only way you can get more people to watch the WNBA is if you get them to wear booty shorts. I mean, Women Volleyball isn't that entertaining, but the fact that they wear booty shorts/bikinis makes it entertaining.

Every guy would tune in just to watch the cute WNBA players running around in booty shorts for entertainment.

[emsteez forreal]

inb4 someone thinks its a legit article

[Cangri]

Only way you can get more people to watch the WNBA is if you get them to wear booty shorts. I mean, Women Volleyball isn't that entertaining, but the fact that they wear booty shorts/bikinis makes it entertaining.

Every guy would tune in just to watch the cute WNBA players running around in booty shorts for entertainment.

The thing is everyone knows that most girls that play volleyball are hot, no way you can compare them to WNBA players.

[LongBeachLakers]

The thing is everyone knows that most girls that play volleyball are hot, no way you can compare them to WNBA players.

well there's always that one gem on the team that is bangaBLE. everyone would tune in just to see her.

[Disaprine]

the guys face