Alpha & Beta Teams

[Mr. Jabbar]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta

[J Shuttlesworth]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta

[VIntageNOvel]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta

[AirTupac]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha


Atlanta = Beta

All should be switched.

[PickernRoller]

Gotta give props to Jabbar for this master jinx.

[yarrak]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta

Shouldn't the bold part be the opposite? I think Memphis is a lot more alpha than OKC. Goatbrooks alphaness level isn't enough for OKC to be the alpha team over memphis.

[Jameerthefear]

op is a f@g

[Mr. Jabbar]

okc is an alpha team guys, remember being part of an alpha team doesnt always guarantee a win, and vice versa

[TheMilkyBarKid]

Kobe is beta, he aint got any male swimmers in his balls because he is such a beta.

[Mr. Jabbar]

Shouldn't the bold part be the opposite? I think Memphis is a lot more alpha than OKC. Goatbrooks alphaness level isn't enough for OKC to be the alpha team over memphis.

MEM is a great team, but leans towards betaness, alphaness comes from allen mainly

[Mrofir]

okc is an alpha team guys, remember being part of an alpha team doesnt always guarantee a win, and vice versa

hoooooooohhhhhh NOW I remember the rules of your completely made up analysis game


hoohhhhhhhh

[Mr. Jabbar]

well, the list could use one tweak at most, its pretty good as it is, i'd call it flawless

[yarrak]

MEM is a great team, but leans towards betaness, alphaness comes from allen mainly

Yeah I guess it could go either way.

[Duggrr]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta

Straight from the Staples Center

[redboy]

how can john wall and beal not be alpha

vince carter knows how alpha wall is