EuroLeague Plans Anthony Parker Statue

[inclinerator]

Yao Ming prepping himself for his Euroleague debut in the locker room.

Quotes:
"Euroleague is equal level to the NBA as long as I only play in street-clothes on crutches. Had I not shattered my foot from the brutal, highly competitive NBA - things would be different."

"Yes, of course I can dunk on these 9 foot rims - my crippling Injury doesn't matter, I don't have to jump to dunk anymore"

"It boggles my mind how shooters in this league are as cold as a witches tit yet all they have to do is shoot from 16 feet out to score a 3 pointer."

"The 44 foot court length makes getting up and down the court no problem with crutches, I'm usually the first one down the floor."

"How am I supposed to win MVP's when I'm suffocating with laughter as a 5'10 ginger with the wingspan of a T-Rex is tasked with stopping me in the post? That ginger couldn't even dunk on the 9 foot hoop. Euroleague is a joke."



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[Lebron23]

The coach is only 5'9

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Why are they wearing pink basketball uniforms?

[Euroleague]

Yeah CSKA headed up by the MONSTROUS Nenad Kristic and Andrey Kirilenko would rip Lebron and Wade to pieces.

[COLOR="Black"]N[COLOR="DarkRed"]O[COLOR="Black"]T[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR]

Are you for real bro?

Without Kirilenko and Krstic, and with some of their THIRD STRING players, they almost beat the Heat IN Miami.

[Euroleague]

The coach is only 5'9

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Dusko Ivanovic ("the coach") is 6'6" tall.

[Kobr]

Are rims in the Euroleague really only 9 feet tall?

[Euroleague]

Euroleague. Where white dudes can't touch rim.

ISH - where racists think they are cool.

[chains5000]

Why are they wearing pink basketball uniforms?

Their sponsor's (a bank)corporate colour.

[linZoMourning]

Euroleague. Where white dudes can't touch rim.

[Euroleague]

Thank you for admitting that you are a racist.

[CavaliersFTW]

ISH - where racists think they are cool.

I'm just stating a fact - do they look black to you? No they are white...

How can I be racist against white people, I'm white...

[Droid101]

Chill brah it is just an observation - do they look black to you? no they are white...

How can I be racist against white people, I'm white...

Euroleague (the poster) thinks everyone on this site is Black. Fact.

And also very, very wrong.

[CavaliersFTW]

Are rims in the Euroleague really only 9 feet tall?

Yes, and the 3 point line is the same distance as the WNBA 3 point line - Scalabrine shot 70% from beyond the 3 point arc in Euroleague and was worshiped like a god.





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[Fiba basketball]

Are rims in the Euroleague really only 9 feet tall?

No , they are the same hight as in Nba . 99% of posts in this thread are lies .

[Maga_1]

Are rims in the Euroleague really only 9 feet tall?

[Euroleague]

Yes, and the 3 point line is the same distance as the WNBA 3 point line - Scalabrine shot 70% from beyond the 3 point arc in Euroleague and was worshiped like a god.





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Funny, considering Scalabrine has never played a single Euroleague game in his entire life.