So she calls me from the cigar shop where she works and apparently Jesus Shuttlesworth himself came in. She knew who he was anyway, but it would have been confirmed for her if she hadn't known because the shop filled up real quick as people in other stores around the plaza started piling in as they heard had who showed up.
Anyway, she spent over an hour with him, taking him around the shop and reccommending different cigars "for his parties". I asked and she said she didn't think he was hitting on her, but she can be pretty dense about that.
(You see I'm one of those lucky m-er f-ers that gets to date a girl who is WAY better looking than him either because "looks aren't that important to her" or she has low self-esteem issues or she thinks I'm much more attractive than I am or whatever. But, seriously, I'm not lying. I'm at best a 7.5 - 8. She's beyond a 10. We went to see Dashboard Confessional at Six Flags, and the lead singer spent the entire show eye-f*cking her from the stage. Even she wasn't so dense that she missed that fact that day).
Anyway, so Ray-Ray signed a few autographs, but didn't pose for any pictures. He paid in cash. Then he left in a light blue Navigator (he came in by himself).
Oh and he haggled to get better deals! There was a humidor that was $495. He said he'd buy it if he could get it for $400. She sold him the humidor.
Oh yeah, I forgot to say-- go Magic!
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05-26-2009, 05:26 PM #1The Holy Trinity
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My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
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05-26-2009, 05:33 PM #2#30 Forever 'Nova!
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Re: My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
Bet he got her number!
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05-26-2009, 05:34 PM #3NBA Legend
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Re: My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
I've heard of NBA players saying they will pose for pictures but no autographs. I wonder if he didn't want this to get out that he smokes cigars.
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05-26-2009, 05:34 PM #4Heat Nation
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Re: My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
I went to that too. It was two years ago and they were really late right?
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05-26-2009, 05:34 PM #5Decent playground baller
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Re: My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
LOL.
He atleast got a BJ.
Probably banged her though.
Sorry man
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05-26-2009, 05:35 PM #6Doodle
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Re: My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
wow! she is so lucky
i want to meet jesus again.
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05-26-2009, 05:36 PM #7NBA Legend
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Re: My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
Yeah, and this all happened in a cigar shop full of people. Originally Posted by lukeridnour08
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05-26-2009, 05:37 PM #8Where Brooklyn at?
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Re: My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
Cool story
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05-26-2009, 05:38 PM #9Shoot it Boobie !!!
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Re: My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
Over/Under : This relationship will last 2 more months ...
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05-26-2009, 05:39 PM #10Very good NBA starter
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Re: My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
chris is a sick man. how old is your girl? ive heard stories about him and some 16-18 year olds Originally Posted by jrong
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05-26-2009, 05:41 PM #11Celtics for life
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Re: My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
She is indeed damn lucky!!! Originally Posted by nbastatus
wow! she is so lucky
i want to meet jesus again.
You meet Jesus before?
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05-26-2009, 05:42 PM #12...
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Re: My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
Sorry dude but your girlfriend was probably the Monica Lewinski to Ray Allens cigars.
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05-26-2009, 05:44 PM #13Banned
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Re: My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
Must be something about the Celtics franchise that's making him want to smoke.
Awesome. That's Jesus alright! Originally Posted by jrong
Dude knows how to not be wreckless in spending.
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05-26-2009, 05:46 PM #14Local High School Star
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05-26-2009, 05:48 PM #15The Holy Trinity
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Re: My girlfriend just sold over a thousand dollars worth of cigars to Ray Allen.
No, in combination with her looks, here's the best part. Not only is she so moral when it comes to infidelity generally-- she was raised strict Irish Catholic-- but she also was cheated on by her ex-husband. So the very concept of cheating utterly repulses her. So trust me, this girl would murder me in our bed (and she's probably thought about it several times) before she would cheat on me. Originally Posted by lukeridnour08
I've dated girls that were hotter than me before, and believe me, I have no doubt that they would (and did) cheat on me. But, not this girl. No way. It's not because of me. It's because of who she is as a person.Last edited by jrong; 05-26-2009 at 05:52 PM.
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