Daisy of Love Casting Call: Vote in a ISH member

[dab0yech0]

Oh well, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. And I have no shame in takin one for the team, and gettin on TV and finding ways to incorporate any questions I'm asked into something about ISH. I think it'll go a lil somethin like this...

Q: Well Jay, it looks like the cards aren't in your favor this time, what are you gonna do?

A: Ah yes, this reminds me of a time back on insidehoops.com when J Fresh had his basketball stolen from him, and the deck was stacked against him too. Nobody thought he could get it back. It was taken by some kids at the Y that he barely knew, it was a travesty if I say so myself.

Q: Well, what happened? Did he get the ball back?

A: No. He admitted to not getting it back, and then lied to say he did. But at least he didn't get his ass kicked and lost his dignity as well as his brand new basketball. But then again, he was really fond of women's cargo pants, so maybe he didn't have any dignity either...

Q: What the hell was the point of that story?"

A: If you can't see the direct correlation between that story and my scenario, you must be blind. Probably can't even see that GOBB is over 24,000 posts now.

If you make it you also gotta introduce the world to the Latina Lovers Club. Hopefully you can help expand it and I'll get my own tv show with sexy Latina women.

[haterofhaters]

If you make it you also gotta introduce the world to the Latina Lovers Club. Hopefully you can help expand it and I'll get my own tv show with sexy Latina women.

and you could invite one ISH woman to your show. how about kate17? oh wait...

[playtetris]

voted.

jay, you'd would be the best reality tv contestant ever! i can imagine you poppin' trash and talkin a whole lotta sh*t whilst drunk/high on xanax. speaking of which, you should really post a video blog of you slurring words and rambling junk whilst under the influence. i think it'd increase your credibility in the eyes of the show's casting crew, and reinforce your trashy, street-inspired yet strangely eloquent persona. you should aim to coalesce lil wayne and charles dickens for a perfect fusion.

[bumpyknucks]

Voted.....and btw...her body is pretty incredible

[haterofhaters]

Voted.....and btw...her body is pretty incredible

Her body is like 5% natural...

[bumpyknucks]

Her body is like 5% natural...

True, but it looks good ...just like a manufactured piece of art can look good, so can her body.

[haterofhaters]

True, but it looks good ...just like a manufactured piece of art can look good, so can her body.

very good point. repped for that analogy.

[Real Men Wear Green]

I don't watch reality TV, but I'm all for this. Just watch out for STDs.

[flu game]

jay looks like dj cali, we da best!

[Kebab Stall]

I voted for you. Though, you're a tad bit behind the guys who are in the top 5.

[InspiredLebowski]

You got my vote. You should have worn an Obama shirt in the pictures, you'd get a zillion votes. Better yet, it being online and all, Ron Paul.

[JayGuevara]

I voted for you. Though, you're a tad bit behind the guys who are in the top 5.

Yeah I got quite a bit of ground to make up. But where there's a will, there's a way. I'm gonna start campaigning for myself, campaigning for a change. We need these terrible "reality" shows to cease to exist, or at least a sense of realism on them. And there is a man that has that blunt realism, a man who is not afraid to admit he is apathetic to their "cause", a man who will echo the sentiments of Rod Farva on national TV and say "Open bar, how do you think I'm doin?", a man who will rep ISH on the grandest stage of them all (Jeff you better send me a t-shirt if I get voted on ), a man that is doing this for you, for us! Yes we can! Guevara 08.

[Hawker]

just voted for you jay

[Looten Plunder]

I voted and stole this thread and posted a duplicate in the NBA forum.

[loot]

what does he think he is?

but from what I'm told this all stemmed from the Flava Flav show where females competed for the attention of the ugliest n!ggain the universe?

??

whiteboy is throwing up gangsigns and calling a (real) black guy n ugly n!gga?