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    Default Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    I know everyone says Dell Curry is Steph's dad but the more Steph plays, it becomes clearer that this can't be true.

    The clutchness in Curry comes directly from the same blood that flows through the Black Mamba. Curry is a ruthless killer on the court and this was not inherited from Dell. The only person he could have inherited this killer instinct from is Kobe.


    I would not be surprised if a DNA test is done in the future and it turns out that Steph Curry is Kobe's bastard offspring.

    Do you think Steph Curry is Kobe's bastard son?

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    I would not be surprised if a DNA test is done and it terms out OP's Mother is his sister.

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    Seeing how Steph Curry is 27 and Kobe is 37.
    I think it very implausible seeing that Kobe was 9 when Steph was conceived.

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    Quote Originally Posted by TripleA
    Seeing how Steph Curry is 27 and Kobe is 37.
    I think it very implausible seeing that Kobe was 9 when Steph was conceived.
    Do you know how old Mary was when she gave birth to Jesus?

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Young
    Do you know how old Mary was when she gave birth to Jesus?
    12-15
    Girls have given birth at 12 before.
    While no boy has fathered a child at 9.

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Young
    Do you know how old Mary was when she gave birth to Jesus?
    Do you know how many copies of chromosome 21 there are in your DNA? Is there any extra copy perhaps?

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    Quote Originally Posted by TripleA
    12-15
    Which is possible to have birth at.
    While no boy has fathered at child a 9.
    9 year old Kobe was no mere "boy"

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    You're as dumb as Nick Young.

    Your name fits you well.

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    Apparently in the kobrick cryant stan world, cheating on your wife is worthy of admiration. He had no loyalty to his teammates (shaq), or his team (demanding a trade in 07), and has been screwing around on his wife for years...2 million ring...lol. It really shouldn't come as some surprise that his fans are pieces of shit just like he is.

    Wait...all kobe stans are now curry stans...exactly. lol It's fitting that his stans have as much loyalty as he ever did. He showed them the way, after all no? Use everyone else up as much as you can and than move on.

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    So fvcking weird

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    Quote Originally Posted by ShawkFactory
    So fvcking weird
    well, it's just a way of telling ISH that they've jumped shipped to Curry.

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    Why shouldn't Kobe fans be allowed to cheer on Kobe's progeny?

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    I imagine with the amount of testosterone Kobe possesses, he could've probably gotten a woman pregnant immediately after coming out of the canal.

    Dude is packing heat.

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    Quote Originally Posted by scandisk_
    well, it's just a way of telling ISH that they've jumped shipped to Curry.
    And it sucks because I love Curry. Have since he dismantled Gtown in the NCAA tourney.

    But these weird fvcking dudes are gonna make it annoying/

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    Default Re: Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke117
    Apparently in the kobrick cryant stan world, cheating on your wife is worthy of admiration. He had no loyalty to his teammates (shaq), or his team (demanding a trade in 07), and has been screwing around on his wife for years...2 million ring...lol. It really shouldn't come as some surprise that his fans are pieces of shit just like he is.

    Wait...all kobe stans are now curry stans...exactly. lol It's fitting that his stans have as much loyalty as he ever did. He showed them the way, after all no? Use everyone else up as much as you can and than move on.
    meltdown commenced

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