Kobe living in hotel with his dog

[Sakkreth]

Laws seriously needs to change... Everyone knows this is stupid, yet it happens.

[OmniStrife]

I LOL'ed going after Kareem's scoring record and Wilts "scoring" record at the same time

Let's hope he doesn't score AIDS like Magic.

[Shepseskaf]

My eye is on Vanessa. How is this spoiled, never-worked-in-her-life biatch going to organize her life now? She'll have $100+ million, and will be a huge target for every con-artist in LA.

Could be a Brittney Spears situation.

[MaxFly]

[macpierce]

My eye is on Vanessa. How is this spoiled, never-worked-in-her-life biatch going to organize her life now? She'll have $100+ million, and will be a huge target for every con-artist in LA.

Could be a Brittney Spears situation.

You mean vanessa will continue being a fat, balding, untalented ho that she already is.

[fiddy]

shit

its so easy 50 grand to some young thung to finish that bitch

gets all of his money and mansion back

[nightprowler10]

Will Kobe ever stop imitating MJ?

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

Will Kobe ever stop imitating MJ?

3 or 4 days later and i finally laughed at this joke

[Shepseskaf]

You mean vanessa will continue being a fat, balding, untalented ho that she already is.

Nah, just the crazy, 'my life is out of control' part.

[PowerGlove]

Laws seriously needs to change... Everyone knows this is stupid, yet it happens.

The laws really do need to be changed. I understand that ultimately it was his fault for not getting her to sign a pre-nup but god damn, since when did lying on your back and popping out some kids entitle you to hundreds of millions of dollars that your significant other earned?? Unless it was like MJ's situation where his wife was the one who kept him from being broke, this is ridiculous.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Will Kobe ever stop imitating MJ?

You think he wants a divorce when he has 2 kids and will lose half his $ and his mansion

[nightprowler10]

You think he wants a divorce when he has 2 kids and will lose half his $ and his mansion

Humorfail tbh.

[senelcoolidge]

If kobe is banging models and whores in L.A. he better have an AIDS test every week. I heard he has a poodle.

[Jasper]

Why did the dog get kicked out too? Damn, Vanessa!

Vanessa finally kicked the pitbull to the curb

If kobe is banging models and whores in L.A. he better have an AIDS test every week. I heard he has a poodle.

He's trying to break Majic's locker room record

[Arroyo8]

poor puppy