How Can Jordan Be The GOAT?

[FireDavidKahn]

Forget Wilt playing against milkmen.

Jordan lost a game of 1-1 against a midget banker who went right at him.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyMqsQE0j5s



OH NO!!!!!!!

[3ball]

- only player with 4+ fmvp (he has 6)
- only player at 30/5/5 for regular season... And playoffs... and Finals
- all-time leader in PPG, including a 4-point margin in playoffs
- 10 scoring titles (record)
- only player to win scoring title & dpoy in same season (88').. he also won MVP that yr
- only perimeter player to win scoring title and title in same season (6 times)
- all-time playoff records for single game pts, series ppg, and Finals ppg
- #1 all-time championship frequency since the 3-point line began (6 in 15 yrs.. 40.0%)
- only MVP to win 70+ and the championship
- only player to sweep all 3 MVP's, scoring title, 1st team all-D, and ring in same season
- only player that is top 2 in career PER, VORP, BPM, WS/48 for regular season and playoffs
- highest frequency of combined 1st team all-nba and 1st team all-defense - 19 selections in 10 seasons
- only HOF that was never outscored by a teammate in a playoff series (MJ's average margin was 15.4 ppg over 2nd option)
- Best winning stats ever - 33.7 ppg and 6.6 apg in 91-93' PO (27.2 and 7.2 for lebron in 12/13/16' PO)
- Best losing stats ever - 44 ppg against champion 86' celtics and their #1 defense, and 40 ppg combined versus 86' and 87' celts

[Uncle Drew]

Knowing this, I’m torn between Jordan and Kobe for 12th. Not sure who to give the edge.

[RRR3]

Knowing this, I’m torn between Jordan and Kobe for 12th. Not sure who to give the edge.

Kobe. Never lost to a CEO.

[FKAri]

Absolutely pathetic. The NBA has the most pathetic athletes.

[TheCorporation]

Some people don't know the history of Jordan's infamous "1-9" so I wrote a quick story for the boys.

There was a time long before Scottie Pippen played for the Chicago Bulls; this time is referred to as the "Pre Savior Pippen" era (or PSP for short) and during the PSP era it was a mighty dreadful time for Jordan considering Chicago Bulls very own Michael "Dad Killer" Jordan had an abysmal playoff record of 1 win and 9 losses, hence the 1-9 reference. He was able to swiftly accumulate three 1st round exits, showing that he is a true 1st round exiting king. Three years with no Pippen, three first round exits, and a 1-9 playoff record to show for.

Although, we could even label Jordan's feat (or lack thereof) as 1-10 since he has 1 win in 10 games. 1-9 does have a nice ring to it, but perhaps 1-10 is better suited to display his lack of success?

[DJMcDonald]

Prime LeBron was losing CONSTANTLY to Michael Bustly.

[Gus Hemmingway]

[And1AllDay]

Some people don't know the history of Jordan's infamous "1-9" so I wrote a quick story for the boys.

There was a time long before Scottie Pippen played for the Chicago Bulls; this time is referred to as the "Pre Savior Pippen" era (or PSP for short) and during the PSP era it was a mighty dreadful time for Jordan considering Chicago Bulls very own Michael "Dad Killer" Jordan had an abysmal playoff record of 1 win and 9 losses, hence the 1-9 reference. He was able to swiftly accumulate three 1st round exits, showing that he is a true 1st round exiting king. Three years with no Pippen, three first round exits, and a 1-9 playoff record to show for.

Although, we could even label Jordan's feat (or lack thereof) as 1-10 since he has 1 win in 10 games. 1-9 does have a nice ring to it, but perhaps 1-10 is better suited to display his lack of success?

Thanks for the story bruh wood read again

[Marchesk]

Repeat Topic

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[egokiller]

[bison]

Wilt couldn’t win a ring against milkmen, LeComfiscate gets backed down by Puerto Rican soccer players, and Jordan gets scorched by investment bankers. The winner here is clearly kobe.

[bison]

[QUOTE=bison]Wilt couldn

[FireDavidKahn]

[QUOTE=bison]Wilt couldn

[egokiller]

Kobe's wife made him a bitch like a bitch in a press conference.

And Da Real Lambo watched as LeBron became a bitch of a bitch (KD).

Who says history doesn't repeat itself?