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    Default How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    The guy is approaching 50 and has been in the NBA for almost 30 years. He has logged in a ton of minutes. Standing at only 5'11", do you think he can still hang with the younger guys? How would he do at your local park? Would you be able to score on him?

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    He'd dominate. If you put Andre Miller on any NCAA Division 1 team he would average 40/10/10 for the year.

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    Quote Originally Posted by Taller than CP3
    The guy is approaching 50 and has been in the NBA for almost 30 years. He has logged in a ton of minutes. Standing at only 5'11", do you think he can still hang with the younger guys? How would he do at your local park? Would you be able to score on him?
    He's 38 and over 6'

    He'd dominate any local court at his skill level. He would know exactly when you're out of position and just jog past you. He'd be the best shooter, and if he got pissed he'd just post dudes up.

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    Quote Originally Posted by IncarceratedBob
    He'd dominate. If you put Andre Miller on any NCAA Division 1 team he would average 40/10/10 for the year.
    yes to the first no to the second

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    I seriously hope you guys are kidding. Andre would get eaten alive at Rucker Park.

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    He'll cross young bloods over and post up if he feels it, no normal person could hang with Andre despite his age.

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    Quote Originally Posted by Taller than CP3
    I seriously hope you guys are kidding. Andre would get eaten alive at Rucker Park.
    If that were true why aren't all these Rucker guys in the NBA?

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    He's probably the least athletic lightskin player in the history of sports. Dude is like the one uncle in your family that schools all the younger nigas on the court every time they run.

    He'd embarrass every single one of you out there, except for me, simply because i'm more athletic, stronger, and i'm capable to stand my ground while he operates in the post.

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    Quote Originally Posted by Taller than CP3
    I seriously hope you guys are kidding. Andre would get eaten alive at Rucker Park.
    Then why aren't those guys in the NBA? Miller is smart. You don't need to be a beast athletically to get past somebody. He makes big men in the NBA look silly with all his craftiness. I know you've played with guys who just KNOW when to take that first step to the rim when the guy guarding you is a little bit off balance. Miller would be the best guy on the court (for 15 minutes until he's dry heaving and needs a rest)

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fudge
    He's probably the least athletic lightskin player in the history of sports. Dude is like the one uncle in your family that schools all the younger nigas on the court every time they run.

    He'd embarrass every single one of you out there, except for me, simply because i'm more athletic, stronger, and i'm capable to stand my ground while he operates in the post.
    Naw you're a skinny little bitch

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    Quote Originally Posted by ralph_i_el
    Naw you're a skinny little bitch

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    Quote Originally Posted by ralph_i_el
    Then why aren't those guys in the NBA? Miller is smart.
    you answered your own question dicknuts.

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    Miller plays exactly like those old ****ers who wreck all the kids on the court.

    Except he does it at 6-2 and with enough basketball talent to have a 16+ years NBA career.

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    He'd be absolutely dominant at my local court. Actually, on second thought, there's probably a good chance he wouldn't dominate because he'd be so unthreatened by his competition that he'd dial everything down 90%... at which point he'd probably still dominate.

    I matched up against a 44-year-old Lindsey Hunter last week and it wasn't too crazy. He could still stroke. Miller's younger, better, and still active in the NBA though.

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    Default Re: How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

    He would freaken dominate. Are you kidding me? Basketball is a game of skill and when you have it like Miller, you can toy with 99.9999999% of the world.

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