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06-03-2014, 06:52 PM #1College superstar
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06-03-2014, 07:17 PM #2Titles are overrated
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That is actually hilarious towards the end.
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06-03-2014, 07:20 PM #3NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
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Cliff notes please.
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06-03-2014, 07:26 PM #4Titles are overrated
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He rigs the league by planting an expanding group of impossibly awful players who gradually come to be the majority as the good players retire. PERs go out of control as the average player is so terrible it throws the numbers off. I think Kyrie had a PER of 67 in like 2024. Its not realistic its just funny to read the simulated results.
Nerlens Noel ends up like 5 time MVP but cant get a ring....he and Anthony Davis are the last real players left in like 2030 and battle it out to see who wins...and noel ends his career ringless because his awful point wont get him the ball.
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06-03-2014, 07:31 PM #5NBA Superstar
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Obama still the president in 15 years?
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06-03-2014, 07:32 PM #6LeBron James fan
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It's...it's too beautiful
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06-03-2014, 07:33 PM #7I don't get picked last at the park anymore
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holy sh1t op thank you so much
laughed so hard
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06-03-2014, 07:40 PM #8Next Great White Hope
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Andrew Bynum retired in 2025????
He probably went to Phoenix
Also in the 2024-2025 season: "After 14 seasons together, the Thunder's Durant-Westbrook-Ibaka nucleus is finally broken. Serge Ibaka retires at the end of the season"
2026-2027: Kyrie Irving, still with the Cavaliers, has won his fifth consecutive MVP award.
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06-03-2014, 07:43 PM #9Saw a basketball once
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I liked the part when the Bobcats won the title. Also the final which took 12 overtimes for a winner.
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06-03-2014, 07:53 PM #10dude, where's my shaq?
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this made me lol
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06-03-2014, 08:17 PM #11YMCA Scrub
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I teared up I was laughing so hard. hahahahahaha
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06-03-2014, 08:20 PM #12High School Starter
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06-03-2014, 09:22 PM #1313.37 PER
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This is just too damn good. Obama staying prez in 2018.
2016-17
NBA teams are still deftly avoiding Doomsday players at all costs, with one exception. The Knicks don't seem to understand how terrible these players are. Inexplicably, they've filled half their roster with Doomsday players, almost all of whom finish with Player Efficiency Ratings (PERs) in the negatives.
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06-03-2014, 09:26 PM #1413.37 PER
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Unpaid NBA interns
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06-03-2014, 09:50 PM #15Decent playground baller
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That was great, thanks.
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