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  1. #136
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    Default Re: Tyson Chandler is the Magikarp of the NBA

    Gyarados Fvck yeah!

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    Default Re: Tyson Chandler is the Magikarp of the NBA



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    Default Re: Tyson Chandler is the Magikarp of the NBA

    Quote Originally Posted by Quizno


    "Splash Tyson, splash!"

    okay, i don't think i've ever made a rage thread before, but having not missed a single bobcats game this entire season (with the exception of the cavs game, unfortunately), i've come to the conclusion that tyson chandler is near useless. seriously, what is this guy's deal? i'd never really seen him play for the hornets and only heard good things about him, and he comes to the bobcats and can't do a damn thing.

    really, whenever we feed this guy in the post, he either walks with it or turns it over. he doesn't even dribble. ever. he's so bad that he can't manage to get a shot off when he gets the ball down low, and if by some off chance he does, his touch is so bad the ball goes flying off the glass faster than an illegal alien running from la migra.

    on top of that, he has one of the lowest basketball IQs i've ever witnessed. he constantly commits 3 seconds in the key (both offensive and defensive) and can't catch passes. he sets illegal picks and never seems to learn from his mistakes.

    the only thing i really knew about tyson before coming to the cats was that he can jump. and that's true, he can. he does rebound decently, but there are a ton of better rebounders in the nba (including his teammate who's about 5 or 6 inches shorter than him, gerald wallace). he can dunk pretty well, but he's rarely in the position where he's able to do so, and even then he'll rarely catch the pass. hell, tonight against the jazz he literally missed a wide open dunk.

    as a 'cats fan, it's pretty infuriating considering we got rid of emeka for him. emeka's not the best, but he's a solid defender and has a pretty damn good offensive arsenal. i'd say we should trade tyson for someone else, anyone else, but i doubt any teams would be willing to pick him up. i genuinely hope this guy gets injured and nazr eats all his minutes, the team performs way better with him in the lineup. **** you, tyson.

    would any team realistically be willing to pick up tyson's contract?
    You didn't wait your Magikarp to evolve
    Here's your Tyson Chandler now...


    Last edited by sirkeelma; 06-08-2011 at 04:47 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sirkeelma
    You didn't wait your Magikarp to evolve
    Here's your Tyson Chandler now...



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    Default Re: Tyson Chandler is the Magikarp of the NBA

    yeah he's gyaradosing all over the place right now

    props to tyson, you have evolved

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    what nerd made that painting.

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    Default Re: Tyson Chandler is the Magikarp of the NBA

    Quote Originally Posted by knickswin
    what nerd made that painting.
    A nerd with skills. awesome painting

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    Default Re: Tyson Chandler is the Magikarp of the NBA


    Classic thread

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    Your thread made me lol!

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    Default Re: Tyson Chandler is the Magikarp of the NBA

    The Mavericks decided to go to Cinnabar Island to catch a MissingNo. and then catch a level 100 Gengar (or a level 100 Tyson Chandler).

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    Default Re: Tyson Chandler is the Magikarp of the NBA

    i waswondeing when this tread would get bumped

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    Default Re: Tyson Chandler is the Magikarp of the NBA

    Wow, awesome.

    Now, I have an urge to play Pokemon.

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    Default Re: Tyson Chandler is the Magikarp of the NBA





    at least i think so

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    Default Re: Tyson Chandler is the Magikarp of the NBA

    Quote Originally Posted by Showtime
    A wild Chandler appeared!

    Chandler uses half hook.

    Half hook missed!

    Chandler uses put back!

    But, it's not very effective.

    Chandler uses post move!

    Chandler is confused!

    Chandler turns the ball over in confusion!



    Quote Originally Posted by sirkeelma

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