How to Club - brought to you by the CCP of China

[Stuckey]

this is for the kids turning legal age and has no fake ID

1) make sure it's your friend's birthday and he rented a big ass room in a hotel within walking distance

2) talk to promoters and ppl hanging outside of clubs. get entrance without line ups and cover

3) chat up EVERYBODY girl guy ugly or not, simply have a good time, buy less than 4 drinks cause them prices are tarded

4) find a b1tch, grind a b1tch , make sure shes drinking but not too much

5) take her upstairs to the vip lounge and use two fingers to start

6) leave her for a few minutes to get some h20 but make sure you still scope out the females. Get numbers for future dates

7) bring main girl back to hotel room, smash, then kick her out if shes not over a 7

8) get Mcdonald's breakfast or pizza

9) pass the **** out

10) wake up , fuel up, then head off to basketball

[ForeverHeat]

Instead of how to club you should be learning how not to be a boring lying fakkit.

[Stuckey]

friend's bday last night

good night was good

got 4 numbers and a girl back to the hotel

ate McDicks 14 or so nuggets

bloated, and I'm off to ball in an hour

why would I lie? Think I give a f about your opinion?