Harden will be wearing this during his next game.

[YAWN]

you are the ****ing man,

[SyRyanYang]

And I want to see one of the customer reviews.


"I ran into Metta the other day at the gym. He dropped a vicious elbow on my head while I was doing curls, but thanks to the Anti-Metta-World-Peace Defense System, I was able to bounce right back up and finish my sets."

[outbreak]

"Earlier this year I attended a Celine Dion concert at Staples centre. I was lucky enough to be invited back stage and was surprised and excited to see my favourite Laker's player, Metta World Peace, having his photo taken with Ms. Dion. Metta must have been excited about this too as after having his photo taken he couldn't stop himself from doing a little celebration dance. Needless to say 9 people were hospitalised but luckily for me I was wearing my "Anti Metta World Peace Defence System"! This outstanding piece of technology allowed me to safely absorb any un-intentional elbows and Ms Dion even commented on how effective it was herself! This product is a must have for anyone living\visiting the L.A area during the NBA season!"

[miggyme1]

"Earlier this year I attended a Celine Dion concert at Staples centre. I was lucky enough to be invited back stage and was surprised and excited to see my favourite Laker's player, Metta World Peace, having his photo taken with Ms. Dion. Metta must have been excited about this too as after having his photo taken he couldn't stop himself from doing a little celebration dance. Needless to say 9 people were hospitalised but luckily for me I was wearing my "Anti Metta World Peace Defence System"! This outstanding piece of technology allowed me to safely absorb any un-intentional elbows and Ms Dion even commented on how effective it was herself! This product is a must have for anyone living\visiting the L.A area during the NBA season!"

LAME!

[yanix]

LOL Ndamukong Suh

[Whoah10115]

"Earlier this year I attended a Celine Dion concert at Staples centre. I was lucky enough to be invited back stage and was surprised and excited to see my favourite Laker's player, Metta World Peace, having his photo taken with Ms. Dion. Metta must have been excited about this too as after having his photo taken he couldn't stop himself from doing a little celebration dance. Needless to say 9 people were hospitalised but luckily for me I was wearing my "Anti Metta World Peace Defence System"! This outstanding piece of technology allowed me to safely absorb any un-intentional elbows and Ms Dion even commented on how effective it was herself! This product is a must have for anyone living\visiting the L.A area during the NBA season!"

[Ashgar404]

[nba_55]

And I want to see one of the customer reviews.


"I ran into Metta the other day at the gym. He dropped a vicious elbow on my head while I was doing curls, but thanks to the Anti-Metta-World-Peace Defense System, I was able to bounce right back up and finish my sets."

[gilalizard]

I don't think it will be effective.

Knowing Metta, he might decide to bite someone's nose off after his next dunk.

Might want to invest in a Stormtrooper helmet if you're asked to guard him.

[gilalizard]

Nobel Prize worthy 'shop.

[TeamLAC]

[bdreason]

This thread deserves a bump.

[Cowboy Thunder]

I spat out my asshole...

Wtf

[LEFT4DEAD]

So, I was looking at the title of this thread and knew smt really funny is in it.

[Alamo]

"From the makers of the ndamukong suh anti-cleat armband"