Did Lebron make "The Decision"? ...Or did Dan Gilbert make "The Plan"...

[ralph_i_el]

The pipe.


Stay off it. Crackhead.

That's not how you smoke crack homie

[chips93]

5 stars

would rep if i could

Dude this is worst than that "illuminati" bullsh*t one of my co workers was talking about; he said something about aliens controlling the world and that all the evidence is in a dollar bill or some sh*t.

This is stupid; do you really think Gilbert is gonna tank the team that badly to execute some master plan? Well f*ck, he should of signed a bunch of stars instead of tanking to get a bunch of noobie first rounder. I'm sure the Cavs could of easily attracted Chris Paul, Howard, Deron Williams, etc. with a promise of a championship.

Why wait for a few first rounders when they could of gone after proven stars and lose millions in the process? That doesn't even make sense and if it is real, that is hand downs the dumbest "plan" I have ever heard in the history of the sports.

So Lebron deliberately choked to play for the Heat, and now he is gonna choke again to go back to the Cavs? Well why the f*ck would he choke in the first place when he knew he was gonna leave the Cavs and go to the Heat and then come back? The Cavs would of already tanked their season when he left, so there would be no reason to just give up.

Contrary to popular belief, I think Lebron really did want to win the ring every year.

[pauk]

[cavsfanatic]

What the [COLOR="Black"]fu[/COLOR]ck is a Red Heron?

The kid with the red hair on a pup named scooby doo.

[stax]

[FindingTim]

GREAT thread. instant classic.
as for you IamRAMBO24 and your detailed rebuttal...
[COLOR="White"](I'm all about the smilies right now- sleep deprivation makes them AWESOME)[/COLOR]

[kNIOKAS]

[QUOTE=CavaliersFTW]Dan Gilbert is a mad genius who is toying with the league.




...2 years ago Gilbert formed a secret pact with 'Bron behind closed doors. The pact was, that they will not only win a ring together, but they would do so in an unprecedented fashion that people will be talking about for the rest of the century. They are in the process of forming the greatest super dynasty in NBA history. A team with league-wide power unseen since Aurbach and Russell's Boston Celtics... And everything is still going as planned...

The decision... a red herring, nothing but smoke and mirrors to keep the media off Gilbert's back while he pulls together the most elite young supporting cast in history. The other devious slight of hand is Lebron's sudden 4th quarter cold feet. It's an act. Ever see 'Bron choke like a b*tch against Detroit? He has never lacked the clutch gene or the fire in the gut until just before "The Decision". He needed a convincing story to seem frustrated, the decision needed to look legit. Do you think it's coincidence that he keeps continuing this BS choke act in Miami? He's deliberately and secretly poisoning Miami from the inside out, because he doesn't give a f_ck about Miami and he wants nothing to do with them. This is part of the plan...

The evidence get's more obvious from here. Lebron had to leave Cleveland so that Gilbert could assemble the unprecedented supporting cast... He's pulling more shady strings than Red Aurbach did for the Celtics. Here's what is happening so far:

...The acquisition of coach Byron Scott - A solid coach that preaches a fast break show-time offense for his teams while still instilling solid defense. Twice the coach Mike Brown was.

...The helpless "broken" Cavs. Coincidence that they dropped to bottom of the ranks after 2 60+ win seasons in a row!? Come on... do you honestly believe after losing one player the effect is going to be that dramatic? Even Jordan's team didn't plummet. Jordan, the GOAT... The Cavs abysmal performance last season was a phony act to give us a solid 1st round pick.

...Then Gilbert begins the dumping act. He shed Mo Williams bloated contract for the acquisition of the Clippers solid 1st round pick

...Then we let go of aging star Zydrunas - who was part of "The Plan" all along. He loves Cleveland so much he sacrificed his last career season down in Miami to help gift us two solid 1st round picks including a top 10 protected.

...Gilbert dumped J.J. and basically robbed the Kings for another top 10 protected 1st round pick.

...Kyrie Irving is a quicksilver elite point guard and he is having an epic rookie season. Just as Gilbert fully expected when he rigged the draft. The Cavs are gonna Bomb this season again, and it is another deliberate move... this is to ensure yet another solid 1st round pic.

...You keeping count? That's 6 solid 1st round pics for elite young talent that will all have small contracts - 4 of them are top 10 picks. He pulled off this feat in only 2 seasons. The Cavs will continue shedding bloated contracts left and right. By next season, he will have made room to sign at least 1 experienced superstar and an allstar to play along side those thoroughbred rookies. Every position will be stacked to the gills including sixth man Varejao, who is as elite a 6th man as any team could have, and the bench will be a mile deep. The half a dozen 1st round talent will churn out superstar performances for a decade and a half. By 2013 Gilbert will have stacked every position with the deepest cast of young super-stars in the league... it will be an incredible sight to behold. And yet, his masterpiece is still unfinished... the cr

[Hotbullets]

I phukking love it, haha!

[CavaliersFTW]

Is he Gilbert's "lucky charm"?




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Or is he Gilbert's lottery hacker? You decide.

[Scholar]

I can't believe I read the entire OP... Wasted a few minutes of my life I'll never get back.

[CavaliersFTW]

I can't believe I read the entire OP... Wasted a few minutes of my life I'll never get back.

This is classified sh*t, be happy you saw it.

[CavaliersFTW]

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[sprainedankle]

Did you also write Gasland?

[rodman91]

Gilbert=Light
Lebron=Dark

Do you still think it is coincidence?

[CavaliersFTW]

Gilbert=Light
Lebron=Dark

Do you still think it is coincidence?

oh... my... GAWD... no one can deny this, the proof is everywhere!