Official Horror Film Thread

[Lebron23]

My Favorite Classic Horror Film are the Blind Dead Series, and after watching some of the clips in youtube i think they need to have a remake of this work of art, but i prefer having less CGI because it would ruin the theme of the movie.

TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD (1971)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_aOr...related&fmt=18

Night of the SEAGULLS



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=592P3...related&fmt=18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqCpW...related&fmt=18 ( Nice Nipples )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNhR0...related&fmt=18

Return of the Blind Dead



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8-6aSbgHwo&fmt=18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwgoF...related&fmt=18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTOHj...related&fmt=18


Ghost Galleon



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yti9wRFPhmA&fmt=18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOI3fQX3Q3Y&fmt=18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbtefHYe6lI&fmt=18


Spanish Grindhouse film rocks, and they probably had some of the sexiest girls that was featured in a Horror Movie.

[DeuceWallaces]

My favorite by far:

[JayGuevara]

Zombie Strippers. It's epic.

[ROCSteady]

Correct answers.......The GingerDead Man 'starring' Gary Busey &

Pinnochio's Revenge starring some ppl that now work in a thrift store

1. Hellraiser



2. Jacobs Ladder



3. The Exorcist



4. Psycho



5. The Audition



6. The Ring



7. The Nightmare on Elm Street



8. The Shinning



9. Night of the Hunter



10. Candyman (I was scared of mirrors as a little kid)

[K.Koscik]

Has anyone here seen the Diary of the Dead?

[hito da god]

horror movies are hilarious... they're great



one of the funniest movie characters ever

[JayGuevara]

Why is the Ring on that list? It's about a lil girl that kills you after you watch a ****ing VHS tape. First of all, ***** this is 08, you aint gettin many victims if you're only on VHS. Step your game up, get digital. Second of all, it's a little girl. Tell that lil ho to go sit in time out and shut the **** up before you take your belt off. Third of all, even if it wasn't a little girl, it's easily avoidable if you don't watch the ****ing video. Simple as that. Fourth of all, say you're the unlucky son of a ***** that rented Bio-Dome at your local Blockbuster and for some reason that tape was in there, then your phone rings (I always wondered, if she only calls house phones, I'd be straight, cuz I never answer the house phone, and if she didn't give me the warning that I was gonna die in a week or whatever, she couldn't kill me, cuz I didn't know that I was being timed yet. I bet she'd be the typea ***** to call private on a cell phone too though, so I still wouldn't answer, and I'd cuss her out for callin private cuz I hate when people do that ****.), and you find out that you're gonna die cuz somebody replaced Bio-Dome with an even worse film, why wouldn't you just man up and destroy the tape? Even if you can't avoid your fate (which, as illustrated earlier, you should be able to cuz it's a little ****ing girl) at least you prevent others from watching it. Because you know the first thing that happens when you end up dead is people start goin through your ****, and one of your friends finds "Bio-Dome" and says "Oh I love this movie" and starts to watch it and then a week later they're dead too.

In conclusion, **** The Ring.

[K.Koscik]

Why is the Ring on that list? It's about a lil girl that kills you after you watch a ****ing VHS tape. First of all, ***** this is 08, you aint gettin many victims if you're only on VHS. Step your game up, get digital. Second of all, it's a little girl. Tell that lil ho to go sit in time out and shut the **** up before you take your belt off. Third of all, even if it wasn't a little girl, it's easily avoidable if you don't watch the ****ing video. Simple as that. Fourth of all, say you're the unlucky son of a ***** that rented Bio-Dome at your local Blockbuster and for some reason that tape was in there, then your phone rings (I always wondered, if she only calls house phones, I'd be straight, cuz I never answer the house phone, and if she didn't give me the warning that I was gonna die in a week or whatever, she couldn't kill me, cuz I didn't know that I was being timed yet. I bet she'd be the typea ***** to call private on a cell phone too though, so I still wouldn't answer, and I'd cuss her out for callin private cuz I hate when people do that ****.), and you find out that you're gonna die cuz somebody replaced Bio-Dome with an even worse film, why wouldn't you just man up and destroy the tape? Even if you can't avoid your fate (which, as illustrated earlier, you should be able to cuz it's a little ****ing girl) at least you prevent others from watching it. Because you know the first thing that happens when you end up dead is people start goin through your ****, and one of your friends finds "Bio-Dome" and says "Oh I love this movie" and starts to watch it and then a week later they're dead too.

In conclusion, **** The Ring.

You just thoroughly owned the Ring. Good job.

[pete's montreux]

I would make gay love with Cronenberg. Yes homo.

[ZeN]

Best parody ever...

[Beebo]

Why is the Ring on that list? It's about a lil girl that kills you after you watch a ****ing VHS tape. First of all, ***** this is 08, you aint gettin many victims if you're only on VHS. Step your game up, get digital. Second of all, it's a little girl. Tell that lil ho to go sit in time out and shut the **** up before you take your belt off. Third of all, even if it wasn't a little girl, it's easily avoidable if you don't watch the ****ing video. Simple as that. Fourth of all, say you're the unlucky son of a ***** that rented Bio-Dome at your local Blockbuster and for some reason that tape was in there, then your phone rings (I always wondered, if she only calls house phones, I'd be straight, cuz I never answer the house phone, and if she didn't give me the warning that I was gonna die in a week or whatever, she couldn't kill me, cuz I didn't know that I was being timed yet. I bet she'd be the typea ***** to call private on a cell phone too though, so I still wouldn't answer, and I'd cuss her out for callin private cuz I hate when people do that ****.), and you find out that you're gonna die cuz somebody replaced Bio-Dome with an even worse film, why wouldn't you just man up and destroy the tape? Even if you can't avoid your fate (which, as illustrated earlier, you should be able to cuz it's a little ****ing girl) at least you prevent others from watching it. Because you know the first thing that happens when you end up dead is people start goin through your ****, and one of your friends finds "Bio-Dome" and says "Oh I love this movie" and starts to watch it and then a week later they're dead too.

In conclusion, **** The Ring.

How long did it take for you to type that??

Damn, someone didn't like The Ring.
Honestly, I get freaked out when I watch that flick. I think it's the whole atmosphere, and the music that gets me. The video they watch in the movie also is somewhat creepy.

[Waking_Life]

Best parody ever...

that was quite good

[Undisputed]