For anyone who actually cares: Chandler Parsons's new girlfriend?

[no pun intended]

For those who don't know who she is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5yaoMjaAmE

Timeline:

Christina Perri sends out her #mcm (Man Crush Monday) over Twitter.



Flirting on Twitter.



They meet.





Perri watches him play for Team USA.



And becomes a "fan".



More tweeting.



Perri hangs out with Parsons's family in Orlando.



And more tweeting.

[stalkerforlife]

My goodness, I never imagined such greatness for this shaggy haired, pimply faced freshman as he arrived at Florida. He has made epic strides in all departments.

One of my favorite all time Gators.

[buddha]

got any pics of his butt? I mean her butt?

[bigkingsfan]

I'd rather fuck him to be honest.

[dannywpt]

He could do better

[iamgine]

He's a 9. She's a 7.

me too

[tomtucker]

I'd rather fuck him to be honest.

no doubt........he is way nicer looking then this broad......she get a 4/10..........

[JimmyMcAdocious]

He's way better looking than her. Even if you ignore her awful tats.

[JohnFreeman]

Could do better

[wally_world]

CP is awesome yall mofos know nothin

*i actually mean Christina, funny how they both have the same initials

[SyRyanYang]

She must have a 10/10 personality

[iamgine]

CP is awesome yall mofos know nothin

*i actually mean Christina, funny how they both have the same initials

Yes we all know Chris Paul is awesome.

[masonanddixon]

He's way better looking than her. Even if you ignore her awful tats.

Thats the problem though. I could never take someone seriously who looks so idiotic.

[AirFederer]

Cute, but don`t like tatoos, especially not on girls.

[StephHamann]

He must have low self esteem if he settles for this.