2 issues I have with waiters and waitresses

[NBAGOAT]

Kbbq is a good option but unhealthy. You order meat, they bring it. Many have buzzers. You still should tip ofc but can get away with tipping less.

[Hawker]

French waiter shot for being too slow with the sandwich.

OP gonna go postal the next time he's at a restaurant.

[bigkingsfan]

Go to Asian restaurants, they give you food and stay the fk out of the way. White people just love to be pampered.

[scuzzy]

Tip or bounce

Decent traffic Restaurant/Bar/Night Club/Gent Club industry in US generally make under minimum wage. Usually half min wage. Tipping is their main source of income. Sometimes it's spread w/employees, sometimes individual (bartenders)

And I guarantee you someone in your entourage either works or has worked in one of those areas.

Not tipping just makes you look like an ass. Never short the people that fix your drink/food

[highwhey]

op gay af

[MrFonzworth]

op gay af

I agree with you Alan.

[Mr Feeny]

Anyway a system like brazillian steakhouses use would work for OP.

You get a card or a tower or something. Green side up they come to the table with meats and so on. Red side up they dont bother you.

Yeah. You still have the same issue with the bill, though. I've had to wait 10 minutes for them to finally bring over the bill, and when I paid, I had to wait another 5-7 minutes for them to bring the change back.

That seems to be the case everywhere.

[iamgine]

Tipping is cultural. Even if the waiters make $15 an hour, Americans will still tip them. It's no longer about making minimum wage but more about showing that you appreciate them. If you don't tip, it would be like saying "your service sucks so much" in America.

It's the same as...in some countries, eating with the left hand is a no no because it's the butt wiping hand in the past. They now have automatic toilet, hand wash and use toilet paper...but they still won't eat with the left hand.

[coin24]

Lol at interrupting OPs conversation with himself at dinner.

[keep-itreal]

Lol at interrupting OPs conversation with himself at dinner.

[Walk on Water]

Damn it.

I want to know who you are.

Starface?

I agree with you, Mr. David

https://youtu.be/IV2Z--YYlwU

[Hawker]

Yeah. You still have the same issue with the bill, though. I've had to wait 10 minutes for them to finally bring over the bill, and when I paid, I had to wait another 5-7 minutes for them to bring the change back.

That seems to be the case everywhere.

What kind of motherf[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]cker pays a bill at a brazilian steakhouse with cash?

[Mr Feeny]

What kind of motherf[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]cker pays a bill at a brazilian steakhouse with cash?

What's the difference? Why would you prefer paying with a card if you have cash on hand?

[superduper]

If you want zero customer service at a restaurant, go to an Indian restaurant.

Souce: Am Indian.

[DaHeezy]

So you don't want to be bothered, but can't find anyone when you want service. I suspect the vibe you give causes the servers to think you're unapproachable.

OP, go to a buffet. You pay, no need to tip. Get your own food and drinks. Problem solved.

But if you really don't want to be bothered, ask to be her friend on Facebook.