3 vs 5 who would win: ISH edition

[Patrick Chewing]

There are two battles here


First: 5 Douchewallaces vs 3 Patrick Chewing's


Second: 5 Jeff's/Steve/InsideHoops vs 3 budadii's



Who would win?

[RidonKs]

ced the entertainer/jtotheizzo/i'm so rad
vs
prof murda/lebron23/realmenweargreen/wally world

knicks101/zen/buffulo bill/iamgine
vs
nick young/jefferson money/starface

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

5 Deuces?

You couldn't even outwit half a J_Fresh.
You couldn't outmuscle a prepubescent Hawker.
You couldn't outperform a high catzhernandez. OK, i added an extra word there.
You couldn't make better financial decisions than... dare I say it.. primetime.

And J_Fresh STILL hasn't the sense to just purchase a new f*cking basketball, nearly a decade later.



3 Budadii's would wreck 5 Jeff. He's just too damn.. Evolved. A bundle of powerful young virile energy disciplined by the minds of Sandow and Westbrook. A formidable opponent to men twice his XP! Assuming that Jeff is a busy, preoccupied man.
If Jeff is NOT a busy man who is present when making his cutesy posts, then 1 Budadii could annihilate 5.

[GIF REACTION]

All matchups are irrelevant.

The Legend of Josh stomps all.

[Cactus-Sack]

This a straight up street fight, or a more organised, refereed bout?

[Nanners]

duece would destroy you patty

but the legend of josh does stomp all

[Chief Keef]

1 SinJackal vs anybody who wants to step up

[outbreak]

[Patrick Chewing]

This a straight up street fight, or a more organised, refereed bout?

Straight up street fight. No holds barred.


There is no way that rosy-cheeked girly man can defeat me. Some of you are smoking that good shit.