Larry Bird burned his legs from spilt morning coffee when he read that.
Bill Russell gonna give back his medal of freedom in protest.
LeBron James wants to know what that was.
That earthquake which just broke off Los Angeles right into the salt sea, that is Wilt Chamberlain rolling over in his slumber checking to see who else was ever a non-guard assists leader for a season.
KG is wanting to get a fight just to see what people would say who won.
Dave Cowens already fighting the whole Knicks roster about it, DeBusschere, Bradley, Lucas all ganging right up on him and getting their licks in too.
But they're all lookin at this and