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    Quote Originally Posted by Done_And_Done
    And the why the **** do people keep telling me I look sick? I get my sleep in and I aint got no herp. Get off me...
    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Hero
    hahaha thats awesome...

    i just took control over a couple of Chaurus monsters and placed them in my basement in my home or in my porch/yard.. my pets! tried to bring in some more monsters... but everybody started fighting and occasionally take my pets out and poison and feed on everybody... creating havoc, everybody was screaming and running

    Last edited by pauk; 12-08-2011 at 06:04 AM.

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    nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Hero




    The lusty argonian maid. I love this game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clippersfan86
    If you're a Mage the absolute first things you need to do are A. Get companions and B. Go through the Mage College quest line which takes a good 5+ hours. You become Arch Mage, get most powerful robes in game and level up a sh** load during that time. Go get Meeko the dog... who's free. Then get Marcurio in the Riften inn. Read through this thread and read the posts. I typed up some good advice for new players.

    Such as where to get companions and what spells to use. I even wrote things about carriages etc.
    idk i mean you are nice in helping people out, but when i play these kind of games i just really want to do whatever i feel like. i hate having to get the best of everything just cuz. you know what i mean :) freedom man its awesome lol i might get rape by a giant or a dragon but i can shoot fire balls and use heavy armor at the same time **** mage robes

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    I used to be an adventurer like you.. but then I took an arrow to the knee.

    http://soundcloud.com/dubstep/skyrim...e-by-rameses-b

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toni
    I used to be an adventurer like you.. but then I took an arrow to the knee.

    http://soundcloud.com/dubstep/skyrim...e-by-rameses-b
    That is one of the least funny memes ever.

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    can you dudes help me out which one of these bitchez to marry? its very hard because i find them all zexy... and i mean you cant re-marry or something, u are bound to ONE wife.... lol damn... so who should i bang?



    CANDIDATE A:


    CANDIDATE B:


    CANDIDATE C:


    CANDIDATE D:
    Last edited by pauk; 12-14-2011 at 02:57 PM.

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    A or D. B and C look like attitudy bitches. D looks looks like she's ready to blow you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glidedrxlr22
    A or D. B and C look like attitudy bitches. D looks looks like she's ready to blow you.
    lol thx... those are my favorites to... A is the cutest i think... but D.. like you said... aaaargghh... sooo hard...

    im gona marry A and when i get tired of her puzzy i will feed her to my Chaurus monsters, then maybe i could marry candidate D...
    Last edited by pauk; 12-14-2011 at 03:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pauk
    lol thx... those are my favorites to... A is the cutest i think... but D.. like you said... aaaargghh... sooo hard...

    im gona marry A and when i get tired of her puzzy i will feed her to my Chaurus monsters, then maybe i could marry candidate D...
    where is D?

    side note, Winterhall quest line is very difficult by yourself.
    NOt through it yet but just had to fight skeleton dragon and 10 other dudes at same time in an open space

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