They're a bunch of suck ups and they're 'professional' analyst don't really talk basketball. They just reiterate what we already know. They also don't really explain themselves when making statements on specific things.
For example, they'll go out of their way to declare James as the MVP favorite this year again, fine, but not really break down why they believe so, other than 'He just plays at such a high level and just effects so many aspects of the game,' which is vague and doesn't really convince anyone with a basketball brain to why he is MVP. They all have that stupid idiotic fake grin on themselves, too. Its like "why are they so happy? Don't they know they're working for ESPN?"
Also, during the game, they'll go on long 5-6 minute drama rants unrelated to the game or its team because they jerk off to that type of thing daily, games are no exception.