Kobe Bryant Now Has An ON/OFF Net Rating of -20.1

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Offense: -3.9
Defense: -16.2

Overall: -20.1

And before you say "But that's because his team sucks!", note that this stat is comparing him against his team. Thus, if his team really does suck it just makes this stat even more pathetic.

Discuss.

[Ramza]

At least he's still an Alpha.

[RoundMoundOfReb]

At least he's still an Alpha.

[Ca$H]

Offense: -3.9
Defense: -16.2

Overall: -20.1

And before you say "But that's because his team sucks!", note that this stat is comparing him against his team. Thus, if his team really does suck it just makes this stat even more pathetic.

Discuss.

Seek psychiatric help bro. This is really disturbing.

[T_L_P]

Seek psychiatric help bro. This is really disturbing.

[JT123]

Kobe is even more pathetic than I thought.
Making Wizards Jordan look efficient.

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Kobe is even more pathetic than I thought.
Making Wizards Jordan look efficient.

And Wizards Jordan was making 1/25 what Kobe is making.

[AintNoSunshine]

And Wizards Jordan was making 1/25 what Kobe is making.

Are you sure it isnt 1/14?

[Beastmode88]

And Wizards Jordan was making 1/25 what Kobe is making.

Jordan salary was donated to 9/11 relief funds so technically his wizard career was an exhibition.

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Now at -27.3

[fiddy]

Now at -27.3

Is that your pеnis size?

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Is that your pеnis size?

Please keep discussion in this thread about the topic posted in the OP.

Thanks.

[JT123]

Now at -27.3

Kobe!
I wish I could say I'm surprised, but honestly I'm not. Anybody who isn't one of his knob slobing stans can see the cancerous effect he his having on this team. They don't even try on defense, and who can blame them? I wouldn't be playing hard on that end knowing that Kobe is just gonna reward me for me efforts by demanding I pass him the ball while he chucks up a low percentage shot every possession.

[G0ATbe]

What does that even mean? And why would anyone besides a stat nerd give a sht?

At the end of the day, Kobe>>>>>>>>>>Everyone. Both currently and all time.

[ImKobe]

OP doesn't know how stats work, no big surprise there. The Lakers bench has been competitive against the opposing team's benches, but the starting unit hasn't been good enough to compete with the best starting 5s in the league (note: Lakers have faced GSW twice, Spurs, Memphis, Phoenix, Clippers, Rockets so far in their first 10 games).

All the starters have a negative rating, Kobe has the highest since he plays the most minutes, no surprise there.

And part of it is to blame on the coach as well, who has been reluctant to bench our starters when we're down 25+ points in the 3rd/4th quarter. The two games against Golden State are a good example. I don't know what that idiot is thinking playing Kobe 12 straight minutes in the 3rd with the game already out of hand. He could use those minutes to give guys, who are at the back end of the rotation that playing time to show us what they got, instead he just lets the starters tire themselves out and the opposing team continues to abuse the lack of inside D.

By the way, anyone who bites on this or literally believes the OP should refrain from posing in the near future. The troll job is too obvious.