The Philosophy of DeQuandray Jones

[SupermanOnSteroids]

DeQuandre is a great black philosophist with leading theories on the society concerned with black culture. Here are some of his thoughts.

On Black on Black crime:
"The crime on black people instantly gains much publicity. I promote black on black crime because black criminals deserve more publicity too. Any publicity is good publicity."

But its the cop crimes that is gaining more publicity:
"Then hire more black cops. Never mind, scratch that. If we get a job, that means we would have to go off welfare and pay child support."

Why are so many black men not there for their children:
"Its because switches are limited. And when we do find one, its a PR debacle. And jails don't have day care."

You being a father of 18 kids, please tell us a story of how your woman found out that she's pregnant:
"Most of the time, a bit ch finds out that she pregnant is when she checks her tampon, there's blood and the cotton's already picked. Old habbits."

Why can't black people play hockey:
"Its because we're afraid of the ice melting and turning into a pool."

[SupermanOnSteroids]

What was the most confusing day in your life:
"Father's day."

Why do you consider your mom a crime stopper:
"Because she got 3 abortions."

[Budadiiii]

DeQuandray

Greatest philosopher of our time.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

Why hasn't there been any black prophets:
"There been many black prophets but the only thing the Africans know how to spread is da AIDS."

[SupermanOnSteroids]

Why is it that Jesse Jackson is so unpopular with the black people today:
"Its because he promised to create more jobs if elected."

Why do you say Adam and Eve weren't black:
"Ni gga! You ever tried takin a rib from a black man?"

Why doesn't the black community celebrate Thanksgiving?:
"KFC ain't open on hollidays."

How did Neo stump Morpheus?:
"Morpheus told Neo, 'In this world you can be anything you want to be.'
Neo asked Morpheus, 'Then how come you're black.'"

You have such great connections. What would you say your white friends would say was missing from the Million Man March:
"An auctioneer"

That incident with you and the pig, can you explain:
"Yeah. Me and my pig walked into the bar and the bartender shouted 'you can't bring that in here.' My pig immediately told the bartender that he's sorry and that it won't happen again. And then I left."

What are your views on science:
"I once met a scientist who bred an octopus with a black guy, and I asked him what he got. He said he got a real good cotton picker."

[SupermanOnSteroids]

Why aren't you a fan of Stevie Wonder:
"He has 9 kids but never sees them. Feeding into the bad stereotype."

[SugarHill]

Why aren't you a fan of Stevie Wonder:
"He has 9 kids but never sees them. Feeding into the bad stereotype."

Only funny one

[Budadiiii]

Only funny one

Why hasn't there been any black prophets:
"There been many black prophets but the only thing the Africans know how to spread is da AIDS."

Not even this one?

I know you can relate to this and that KFC one