I swear youre like a ****ing See N say. Those toys from the 80s that you pull a lever or a string to get a random sound only you spit out generic responses.
Some real:
Shit.
Only I think that has more options than you. You pretty much have
1. Avoiding this _____ like the plague
2. Random copy/paste about Lebron nobody read after the first time they saw it 3400 uses ago
3. Random GIF you used 4 times today already
4.
5. ____ is fuming or has these ____ fuming.
Thats about it unless you are on one of your week or two long crusades where you add an interchangeable 6th option.
Anthony Davis is the worst first option....being careful to say "First option" on the off chance he joins Lebron and is then no doubt amazing....and all your past hate was strictly as a first option.
Maybe call Harden "King" as a way to indirectly nod towards Lebron discussion in topics that dont involve it.
Thats pretty much all you do. 5 steady options with an empty slot to velcro on the nonsense of the week.
You wouldnt be any worse than most of the tolls if you didnt try to present yourself as some kind of real old school legit basketball purist. If you wanna be a catchphrase slinging no value troll be it. God knows you wouldnt be the only one. But own it. We dont need your generic "What does the Cow say?" responses while you pretend to be here to have real basketball discussion.
Put on the troll mask and own it or be a real poster.