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  1. #16
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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    I still think she's hot, granted I don't think I've seen any of her recent videos

    Her as Palin was... damn.

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    Quote Originally Posted by ButterFace
    Do we win a time machine too? It only needs to be able to go back 20 years.
    Nah, 5-6 years will do.

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    I don't wanna date her. I wanna eff her.

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    Shes probably gotten too old to ask me/wonder about any insecurity about herself after sex

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    holy crap i have to make video . i have very good trick shots saved in my arsenals for exactly this . i cant belive she are basketballs fan too , i well take her to dinner , kiss her to the lips and grab to her ass , then we well go to hagask

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    Quote Originally Posted by Foster5k
    Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

    3ball: "Wow! I can't believe it. This is great!"

    Lisa Ann: "So, first I'm going to take my clothes off and f[color=black]u[/color]ck your brains out! How does that sound?"

    3ball: "Um, that's great and all, but I thought we were just going to watch old Jordan footage at my mom's house?"

    Lisa Ann: "What!? You just won a date with a porn star, and all you want to do is watch film of Michael Jordan at your mom's house?"

    3ball: "Uh, why not?"

    Lisa Ann: "God! I'm done. You're a f[color=black]u[/color]cking loser! F[color=black]u[/color]ck you! Go home and jerk your dick to Michael Jordan."
    3ball is the GOAT off-dick fucker.

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnFreeman
    No thanks
    yeah stick to your blow up doll, it won't laugh at your micro pen1s

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    [QUOTE=Theoo]holy crap i have to make video . i have very good trick shots saved in my arsenals for exactly this . i cant belive she are basketballs fan too , i well take her to dinner , kiss her to the lips and grab to her ass , then we well go to hagask

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    Quote Originally Posted by StephHamann
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHXpoufq0SA

    yoooo Lebron23 my asian nikka, send her your videos.

    You dont want her to have nightmares now do you?

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    Quote Originally Posted by ArbitraryWater
    Funny idea, meh execution.
    Exactly what i thought.

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    Lisa Ann: Congratulations! You won a date with me.

    3ball: WTF? I thought it was a date with Michael Jordan.

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    [QUOTE=Theoo]holy crap i have to make video . i have very good trick shots saved in my arsenals for exactly this . i cant belive she are basketballs fan too , i well take her to dinner , kiss her to the lips and grab to her ass , then we well go to hagask

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Cartman
    Lisa Ann: Congratulations! You won a date with me.

    3ball: WTF? I thought it was a date with Michael Jordan.

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    lisa ann: oh 3ball you are great you are the best at penetration...
    3ball: nah weak are now,it is easy to score now from penetration nobody is defending their self,they are soft .only black jesus MJ can score from penetration in the strong era when it was difficult.
    then saw her some of the 10000 gifs of MJ and *** out

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    Default Re: Win A Date With Lisa Ann

    Quote Originally Posted by fiddy
    yey, so excited about a date with a 42yo сum dumpster


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