ISH Legends and Myths

[Suguru101]

These are ISH myths/stories I've heard from reading posts while lurking and after becoming a member. If you got some, put them here. There are 11 so far added.




1- The Ninja Operation:

A group of posters got together and organized a "Ninja" attack on a Kobe stan's rep. The guy had 4+ green bars, and after they all negged him at the same time, he ended up with around 3 red bars.

They organized everything in the Off the Court Lounge. Can anybody confirm this?

EDIT: It's been confirmed! Poster Jameerthefear brought forth the link. Here it is, enjoy! http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=243039

EDIT #2: We got a survivor! Poster Legends66NBA7 was one of the victims of the attack. You can read his account of what happened on page 4 of this thread.


2- hotsizzle, did you get my PM?:

In one of the funniest threads you'll ever read on this site, the poster Heilige called out hotsizzle for not answering the pm's he had sent him. What really happened is that heilige had sent about 30 pm's on multiple topics, so hotsizzle, a man of peace and quiet... blocked him. Heilige actually used the sentence: "you misled me"

Read it, it's great! http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9804

Information brought forth by poster Legends66NBA7.


3- Pick up the phone bit**:

A member of ISH actually acquired the phone number of another poster! So what did he do? He tried to call him to discuss some "basketball topics" that had been argued on the site, and when told to let the beef go... he replied with "i just want to talk".

Here's the thread: http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=167242

Information brought forth by poster Maniak.



4- The Thread:

It was implied in some posts i read while lurking, that there is an ongoing thread only accessible to members who meet certain requirements. I don't know what you have to do, or what they discuss once they are in there, but it seems pretty interesting.

Anyone know what you have to do? And how to find the thread?


5- Silkk The Wanker:

The poster MisterAmazing brought forth this information. Supposedly, Sillkthechoker is rumored to have wanked/jer ked off in the underwear drawer of his friend's sister........

Anybody else can confirm this? Or link to the thread?

EDIT: Thread confirmed by MisterAmazing. Here it is: http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=289666


6- Handsome man exposure:

The tale goes this way; an ISH member pretended to be a good looking guy with a very successful life for a long while. Of course, the ISH police found out about it when he posted a crib of his apartment... and it actually was a pic of the east river from Google. Lmao.

Information brought forth by poster Nathanjizzle. Any more info would be welcomed!

EDIT: Here's the thread. You can see his post in the page 2 and his exposure a little bit later.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...t=71764&page=2


7- We all wish bro:

Years ago, the poster DFish made a thread in which he posted a pic of Megan Fox sleeping on a couch. What's wrong with that? Well, thing is, he claimed HE had taken the pic personally at a "writer's party".

He ended up being exposed of course. ISH police don't play.

Here's the link: http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=238892

Information brought forth by posters Fiasco and Jameerthefear.


8- Spare me this shame:

The legend goes as this: A poster on this site had a girlfriend whom he loved... and she cheated on him. In his moment of pain he wrote a heartfelt poem to her; he called it "In the spare of the moment."

Yes, that is how he spelled it, and it was the first phrase on the 4 main stanzas of the poem. The thread is pure humor, check it out! http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46701

Information brought forth by poster Maniak.


9- Eagle fly free:

There is a curious tale of a ISH member who burned down a birdhouse. He and his friends took the thing and put in on fire, and the poster was later charged with arson by the police. The poster asked the ISH community how he could redeem himself... you can find the site's responses here: http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=184618

Information brought forth by poster Maniak.


10- Clippersfan86 the good guy:

Supposedly, Clippersfan86 was one of the most level-headed and respected posters on the site. Then something went wrong, and he posted some weird pics. He was banned... then he came back, but he wasn't the same again. And then he posted the hideous pics on that night(i was lurking) and was banned for good.

I really doubt this one but, does anybody remember him being a good poster?

EDIT: There is one poster here that reps the Clips confirming this. His name is Fiasco, his post is in the first page of this thread. It's only one person though, so i haven't really believed this story yet.


11- Pauk Lion Essay:

No introduction needed, read the legendary meltdown.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=291059


12- Alonzo the fraud

A few months ago, a fellow member asked the poster AlonzoGOAT a question, and he got an answer..... by another account. ISH got it's detective glasses on, and went on a witch hunt the likes of which we hadn't seen in years.

Only that it turned out it wasn't a witch hunt, the dude had 3 accounts and in every thread he made answered or propped himself up with his other accounts. I know. Pathetic.

TLDR: he posted naked pictures and the thread got erased so you guys can't see the total meltdown, but in the following link you can see a thread in which some posters discuss the topic and provide evidence. Enjoy!

http://207.58.151.151/forum/showthread.php?t=311914


13- Theoo Inspirational Quote:

Theoo is a higher being walking among us mere humans. In this thread he decided to, like Prometheus, reach down and gift us with something that would better the whole human world. Only instead of giving something as occasionally destructive as fire... he blessed us with the most beautiful quote known to men. Experience this life changing quote:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=258376


14 - The Konex Curse

You don't want Konex praising your team, you don't want Konex liking your favorite player, you don't want Konex to know your name, period. Look for yourself at the weird shit that the user Konex has pulled off in this forum. This is very freakish stuff.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31614


15 - LeBron and Ben Wallace vs a Silverback Gorilla.

Simply hilarious. Some posters even state that they'd make the gorilla run, or that an armbar would be effective on it.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=226315

[Thorn]

Clippersfan86 was one of the most level-headed and respected posters on the site.

[Myth]

Me

[L8kersfan222]

Everyone here is RG except you, confirmed.

[Fresh Kid]

What category do I fall under?

[Suguru101]

Everyone here is RG except you, confirmed.

Is that an ISH myth? RG having multiple personas/accounts?

[Jameerthefear]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=243039

[Suguru101]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=243039

It was real!

Thanks man, i'll add it to the OP. Were you part of it?

[Jameerthefear]

It was real!

Thanks man, i'll add it to the OP. Were you part of it?

nope. just stumbled in on it.

[Fiasco]

CF was actually a level headed guy until Chris Paul was traded here.

[Jameerthefear]

CF was actually a level headed guy until Chris Paul was traded here.

I'd take clippersfan86 over tonymontana. he's just an overly passionate fan.

[niko]

Clippersfan could really be a dick. I remember i disagreed with him on Blake Griffin, and immediately he goes and posts 3 or 4 anti knick threads to get back at me. Just ridiculous.

[Suguru101]

CF was actually a level headed guy until Chris Paul was traded here.

Damn, is this the truth? Mmm.. well, stranger things have happened. I'll add something to the OP about this.

[MisterAmazing]

Add SilkktheShocker's m********ing in his sister's sock drawer story

[LongLiveTheKing]

I'd take clippersfan86 over tonymontana. he's just an overly passionate fan.

Wasn't he a ghost hunter or some shit?