Why did I not know all this freaky stuff about Marv Albert until now?

[bmd]

Marv Albert is like Bob Saget in that neither of them are really how they appeared.

[ILLsmak]

Marv Albert is like Bob Saget in that neither of them are really how they appeared.

except Bob Saget is hilarious. I think he just got cast as a family man. I don't think he was pretending to be chaste. A better one would be PeeWee Herman.

"Don't do crack!"

-Smak

[HomieWeMajor]

Reggie Miller likes prostitutes to urinate on his ears.
James Worthy like hookers to touch his FMVP trophy against his prostate.

[Leftimage]

[WWRWestbrookDo?]

looks like a serial killer to me

[MisterAmazing]

Reggie Miller likes prostitutes to urinate on his ears.
James Worthy like hookers to touch his FMVP trophy against his prostate.

[LongLiveTheKing]

How do you have Internet access and don't just Google it instead of making yourself look like a dumb ass?

I dont want that sh1t in my history.

[Djsonny]

i appreciate this gif

[bmd]

That is my favorite gif of all-time. I'm always using it. It's my go-to in response to all things weird.

[Bandito]

Reggie Miller likes prostitutes to urinate on his ears.
James Worthy like hookers to touch his FMVP trophy against his prostate.

Lol wut?

[1987_Lakers]

I'm 22 and I knew about all of this stuff when I was 16.

[9512]

The older one gets, the freakier one's fetishes get.

Conventional porn or conventional missionary/doggie become too bland.

It's only weird because Marv's famous for a job not related to sex directly.

On the other extreme, any sexual fetish of a porn star in their private lives known to the public, will not cause too much shocked reaction.

[sportjames23]

I'm 24, so his ordeal was a little before my time... but I never heard anybody really talk about it. Lets run down the list:

He wore women's panties
He liked dominatrixes
He liked women to sit on his face where he couldn't breathe
He wanted a threesome with another guy
He liked guys with big penises
He had a sexual relationship with a tranny


Anything weird that I'm missing?

The ironic thing (or should I say hypocritical thing) was before all this came out (no pun intended, I promise), he was going on about Dennis Rodman's life, ripping into him. And it's the reason he didn't do the 1998 NBA Finals (he was replaced by Bob Costas).

[sportjames23]

He's also the master of sexual innuendo while commentating.

That's why he's so popular.

-Smak

YESSSSSS!

Kobe with the facial!

[selrahc]

LeBron likes to tape a picture of Kobes face to the back of his girlfriends head while doing her doggy style