Give me the douchiest Tinder bio possible.

[russwest0]

I'm talking Budadiiii/9er level of alpha douchiness while still having the charm they have.

looking forward to your ideas

[Bano114]

"My life is dope and I do dope shit"

[riseagainst]

OP i seriously admire your high level of alpha.

[MrC1991]

"My life is dope and I do dope shit"

Yooo thats from Chappelle talking about Kanye West lmfaooo

[sweggeh]

"Some sad f*cks on this site LOL. If your boring, annoying, or just plain ugly then I suggest you do like Beyonce and slide your finger to the left to the left. Then kill yourself LOL f*ckin losers.

Hit me up.

Russ"

[Shade8780]

"Some sad f*cks on this site LOL. If your boring, annoying, or just plain ugly then I suggest you do like Beyonce and slide your finger to the left to the left. Then kill yourself LOL f*ckin losers.

Hit me up.

Russ"

This without the hit me up part.

[Levity]

"I love cream pies"

[robert de niro]

put this https://twitter.com/KDTrey5/status/15078221226

[Le Shaqtus]

"it's going down, I'm yelling tinder"

like 15 percent of girls already use it though because about 15 percent of girls are absolutely horrible cvnts

It's an instant swipe left regardless of their other positive qualities.

[macmac]

"it's going down, I'm yelling tinder"

like 15 percent of girls already use it though because about 15 percent of girls are absolutely horrible cvnts

Not as bad as, "turn down for what??"

[Jailblazers7]

"Swipe left if you're looking for an emotional connection"

[Done_And_Done]

*licks pinky + index fingers and brushes them through eyebrows*

Swipe left to manifest all of your wildest dreams

[Done_And_Done]

"I have over 8 thousand posts on Ish"

*licks lips and winks*

[Done_And_Done]

"Ever date a guy who shaves sideburns into his c0ck?"

[InfiniteBaskets]

don't be silly

stop being silly!

BE SILLY FOR WHAT!?!?!