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    Default Best whiteboi rapper verses

    We all know that white rappers are corny as hell but some can spit and steal entire tracks and have verse of the year candidates. This is the thread for em as i dont expect it to be very long

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ijOe3sGEk

    El-P in Huzzah remix

    Straight shots of the sterno plus, wick stuck in the bottle empty
    Three blocks to the target we lit it and lob it hard at Sentry
    Four pigs of the oinking variety guard the market entry
    Five minutes of flames and then aim the whistle my father lent me
    Six o'clock we meet up and divvy the shells among the youngins
    Seven continents in the shit and smoke like it's fckin London
    Just before they ate up the funds our harmony love was bumping
    Now government issue nines and point em where your blood is pumping
    Tend to mop up these muttering zombies talker pieces
    El'll vent on you harder than Fukushima breezes
    In the end when a dozen or so ajourn to reason
    You'll find the verdict return corrupted in murderous seasons
    With inverted 31's and other unlucky omens
    Thats why I chug 7 and 7's til I'm fcking homeless
    And every time you think my fifteen minutes of fame are up
    I'll spit another sixteen to prove to the world I fcking own it

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    El p goat shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamtaro CP3KDKG



    I guarantee you every one in that video got chased home from school and got their lunch money taken on a daily basis.

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    Paul Wall's Drive Slow verse.

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    GOAT

    Thorburn's father, Staff Sgt. John A. Thorburn, was a Vietnam veteran affected by Agent Orange. Thorburn's family was significantly affected by the potent chemical. His brother Maxx was born handicapped and blind, eventually dying at the age of 10. Thorburn's sister, Dee Ann, was born without the ability to walk or speak. She died in 2007 at the age of 26. Thorburn tells his father's story in "Uncommon Valor: A Vietnam Story," from the Jedi Mind Tricks album Servants in Heaven, Kings in Hell


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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerOO
    Paul Wall's Drive Slow verse.
    Good verse that track is timeless. Gotta have the remix tho TI went buck

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    Last edited by FatComputerNerd; 09-01-2015 at 02:28 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonDadda59


    I guarantee you every one in that video got chased home from school and got their lunch money taken on a daily basis.

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    Lil Dicky on Professional Rapper tho

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    RA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGZsGX3B_BY

    True story
    Call me Thorburn, John A., staff sergeant
    Marksman, skilled in killing, illing, I'm able and willing
    Kill a village elephant
    Raping and pillage a village
    Illegitimate killers
    U.S. Military guerrillas
    This ain't no real war, Vietnam shit
    World War II, that's a war
    This is just a military conflict
    Soothing drug abusing, Vietnamese women screwing
    Sex, gambling and boozing, all this shit is amusing
    Bitches and guns, this is every man's dream
    I don't wanna go home where I'm just an ordinary human being
    Special Op, Huey chopper gun ship run shit
    Gook run when the minigun spit, won't miss
    Kill shit, spit four-thousand bullets a minute
    Victor Charlie, hair-trigger, hit it, I'm in it to win it
    Get it, the lieutenant hinted, the villain, I been it
    The killing, I did it, cripple, did it
    Pictures I painted is vivid, live it
    A wizard with weapons, the secret mission, we bout to begin it
    Government funded, behind enemy lines
    Bullets is spraying, it's heating up a hundred degrees
    The enemies the North Vietnamese, bitch please
    Ain't no sweat, I'm told be at ease
    Until I see the pilot got hit, and we bout to hit some trees
    Tail rotor broke, crash land
    American man in Cambodia, right in the enemy hand
    Take a swig of the Whiskey to calm us
    Them yellow men wearing black pajamas, they wanna harm us
    They all up on us, bang, bang, bullet hit my chest, feel no pain
    To my left, the captain caught a bullet right in his brain
    Body parts flying, loss of limbs, explosions
    Bad intentions, I see my best friend's intestines
    Pray to the one above
    It's raining, I'm covered in mud
    I think I'm dying
    I feel dizzy, I'm losing blood
    I see my childhood
    I'm back in the arms of my mother
    I see my whole life
    I see Christ, I see bright lights
    I see Israelites, Muslims and Christians at peace, no fights
    Black, Whites, Asians, people of all types
    I must've died then I woke up, surprised I'm alive
    I'm in a hospital bed, they rescued me, I survived
    I escaped the war came back, but ain't escape Agent Orange
    Two of my kids born handicapped
    Spastic, quadriplegia, micro cephalic
    Cerebral palsy, cortical blindness
    Name it, they had it
    My son died, he ain't live
    But I still try to think positive
    Cause in life, God take, God give

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    Last name ever
    First name greatest
    Like a sprained ankle boy I ain't nothing to play with
    Started off local but thanks to all the haters
    I know G4 pilots on a first name basis
    In your city faded off the brown, Nino
    She insists she got more class, we know
    Swimming in the money, come and find me, Nemo
    If I was at the club you know I balled, chemo
    Drop the mix tape that shit sounded like an album
    Who'da thought a country wide tour'd be the outcome
    Labels want my name beside the X like Malcolm
    Everybody got a deal, I did it without one
    Yeah, ***** I'm about my business
    Killing all these rappers you would swear I had a hit list
    Everyone who doubted me is asking for forgiveness
    If you ain't been a part of it, at least you got to witness, bitches

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    The final problem is solved by throwin' sulfuric acid all over your back to see your spinal column dissolve
    Droppin' bodies like it was domino season
    My phenomenal legion will shoot out your fuccin' abdominal region
    Slim Shady, responsible for your permanent stillness
    Just escaped from the hospital with terminal illness
    Itchin' to rip your fuccin' frame out
    Cuz I ain't got nothing to lose like that movie that just came out
    Callin' your name out, first, last and your middle initial
    Your mom, your dad, and your pregnant widow will miss you
    And anybody else poppin' some shit'll go witchu
    Cuz I ain't tryna hear it like a political issue
    So until I can leave with enough funds
    I'mma shove guns up in the mouths of your loved ones
    Drown 'em face down in the bath while the tub runs
    Got a rap sheet that's longer than Tubby's sub buns

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj73L1AHzPY
    I thought this was pretty good

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    Default Re: Best whiteboi rapper verses

    The top 10 are probably all El-P verses.

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