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    Default Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    I rate myself about a 2 or 3.

    Reasons...

    I've got a small package. (Skinny)

    I've turned into a premature ejaculato r. I take depression medicine and that used to help a lot, but the effect has worn off and I can't last long enough to satisfy.

    I never really know if i'm kissing well or how long I should keep kissing. I just assume the other person is bored of kissing and move on, but they may want to longer and I just don't get it.

    I'm ugly and fat, so obviously that hurts a lot.

    I don't change positions a lot during sex because I can't last long and I just assume she's going to sigh or be burdened by the switch.

    I hear women like it when a man is rough and takes control, but i'm lazy and not very motivated.

    Etc. etc. etc. I could go all day.

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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    And the ONLY reason I don't give myself a 1 is because I eat the booty and give lots of oral.

    I do enjoy it, but I also know I HAVE to in order to have any chance at satisfying a woman.

    I WISH I was man enough to sometimes handle it with just my unit.

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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    9 to 10

    In shape with a big package...multiple ex's who I have talked to have flat out admitted that I am the best they ever had

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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan
    9 to 10

    In shape with a big package...multiple ex's who I have talked to have flat out admitted that I am the best they ever had


    You give the family a name to be proud of.

    I bring the family down with my small unit, but we needed someone like Bran to understand his psyche.

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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    Quote Originally Posted by stalkerforlife


    You give the family a name to be proud of.

    I bring the family down with my small unit, but we needed someone like Bran to understand his psyche.
    yes, it is one of the keys to your scathing ethers


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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...



    I love you stalker

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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    im about an 8 - 9.

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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    Varies by performance. Sometimes I'm on my game, sometimes I'm just not focused. I've put up some memorable performances and I've had forgettable ones. At the end of the day tho, you can't let bad execution get you down. Gotta

    Keep.

    On.

    Pumpin.

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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    im bout a 9

    How far can y'all shoot your load brehs?

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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    Quote Originally Posted by TheWinningFam
    im bout a 9

    How far can y'all shoot your load brehs?
    I think it hit me in the face before, not sure.

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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    Easily a 10. They always call for more.

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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    Quote Originally Posted by Legend of Chris
    Easily a 10. They always call for more.
    I'm glad you decided to share your sexual prowess with your first ever ISH post.

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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    Legend of Chris






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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    I love how everyone rates themselves above average. Stalker is actually the most sane person here.

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    Default Re: Rate your sexual ability from 1-10...

    study to be a gynecologist like me brehs i know all about how to make a girl nut

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