In this thread we share our deep dark secrets

[Jackass18]

i like to grind up with LGs in the club

Lady-guys?

[Rose]

Man you haven't seen any of the Toy Story's? You definitely need to hit that up.

I think no matter what you've seen beforehand the ending is going to be sad but it won't get it's full effect unless you've seen all of them.

Plus, Toy Story came out right when I was around the main character's age so essentially I've "grown up" with them all which made the ending that much more emotional. Hard to explain unless you've seen it.

It's a great movie bottom line. I would highly recommend seeing it.

This. Times like 70.

[Stuckey]

Lady-guys?

little girls age 15-18

[Captain Kirk]

I've watched inter-species porn. I wasn't into it, but I had just got morpheus or kazaa and was looking for porn and one of the vids I downloaded was a woman letting her dog do her...missionary (almost, she was sitting up).

[Done_And_Done]

I burned the whole hill in 3rd grade
Killed a cat intentionally
I robbed a supermarket in 6th grade

Care to elaborate on how you went about terminating this cat? (I'm warped)

[JMT]

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

[BoogieWoogieMan]

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Freakin love that scene

[Gundress]

I had some serious deep dark secrets that I don't want to share anyone but someone (family) caught me...I was at 12 or 13 at the time....let's say I could go to jail for that stupid shit....I WAS SICK!....I don't know why.

[praneel]

I stole some kids bike in HS and swore I didn't, I beat the hell out of him after he sucker punched me when we agreed to wait until after school to settle it. Til this day I deny it.

First time I got some, I was so scared I went to the bathroom and left through the window, didn't even finish

I tried to hookup with my friends mom after having a few drinks, stupid whore was begging for it and then told everyone the next day. We are no longer friends


That feels so much better

[B-Low]

*waits for GreatGreg's arrival in this thread*

[Jackass18]

I had some serious deep dark secrets that I don't want to share anyone but someone (family) caught me...I was at 12 or 13 at the time....let's say I could go to jail for that stupid shit....I WAS SICK!....I don't know why.

Don't do the 'I did some crazy shit, but I won't say what is what' talk. Either spill it or don't say anything.

[Gundress]

Don't do the 'I did some crazy shit, but I won't say what is what' talk. Either spill it or don't say anything.

You're right.

[mlh1981]

I'm pretty sure when I was a young kid, I once owned a Pittsburgh Steelers shirt

[Jasper]

I am not who you think I am.

I wish you were , he was a great guy... ISH couldn't handle his truth.

[PistonsFan#21]

When i was like 14-15 i jerked off 3 times in like 2 hours.

EDIT: I once had a dream (nightmare?) where i was receiving a blow job from a guy. I couldnt see his face though.