I had a sublime vision of Tonya Harding playing center in the NBA, wielding a tire iron to bust knees and turn genitals into pulp. And she would be wearing skates, giving her extra height AND
the ability to chop peoples' toes off
. She would fuc* up the hardwood, but oh well. No one would come anywhere close
to the paint with that unholy bi#ch patrolling it. And she could do a triple solchow when she dunked as well. She would be the most useful undrafted rookie of all time.