Hello everybody, it's me, Kermit The Frog

**KERMIT** · 10-26-2006, 12:21 AM

Me and Ms Piggy just got done bumpn uglies while watchn some preseason hoops. Lit up a doob and was like, "fuggit let's get on the computer and look at some porn!" I stumbled across this site and thought I'd stop by and answer some ?'s. Fire away

**jrt1584** · 10-26-2006, 12:27 AM

hey kermit, im your biggest fan. Are u and ms piggy an item or do u got other girls on the side?

**KERMIT** · 10-26-2006, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by jrt1584

hey kermit, im your biggest fan. Are u and ms piggy an item or do u got other girls on the side?

Whatup pimp? Sometimes the old lady is cool and let's me bring home another chick. You know...as long as she gets a piece too.

**KERMIT** · 10-26-2006, 12:34 AM

**final.wrath** · 10-26-2006, 12:37 AM

kermit i have a question. did you still do sesame or is that an imposter?

**KERMIT** · 10-26-2006, 12:41 AM

That punk is not me! He's my cousin (by marraige) his real name is Lester and he swooped my job from under me. Luckily I have alcohol to help me cope dog.

**jrt1584** · 10-26-2006, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by KERMIT

I have another question as well. Is that a rabbit wearing a hat that you're getting it on with in that picture? Also, I couldnt help but notice that you're smoking a cig in your avatar. When did u take up smoking? And is that a tobacco cig or is it filled with some green?? Thanks in advance Kerm-dawg...

**KERMIT** · 10-26-2006, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by jrt1584

I have another question as well. Is that a rabbit wearing a hat that you're getting it on with in that picture? Also, I couldnt help but notice that you're smoking a cig in your avatar. When did u take up smoking? And is that a tobacco cig or is it filled with some green?? Thanks in advance Kerm-dawg...

This was a low point in my life dog. Ms. Piggy was fuggin gonzo, Lester took my job..... drugs and likka, drugs and likka! I met this chick at an audition for the next muppet movie, I promised her a lead role. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do sometimes.

**final.wrath** · 10-26-2006, 12:50 AM

is the rumor true that the real reason you were "replaced" on sesame is because you had a crack problem?

**KERMIT** · 10-26-2006, 12:52 AM

Originally Posted by final.wrath

is the rumor true that the real reason you were "replaced" on sesame is because you had a crack problem?

I'm sorry to say but...yes. I have a crack problem. crotch crack, ass crack, and crack cocaine. unfortunately I have a heroin habit too, and I only smoke weed when it's laced with PCP. Otherwise I'm doing great homie.

**final.wrath** · 10-26-2006, 12:55 AM

dont you think its time you get help? i mean... think of the children. that other kermit doesnt do the same quality job you did. its no coincidence the the flower child movement of the 60's ended shortly after you were replaced.

**KERMIT** · 10-26-2006, 01:00 AM

drugs and alcohol are all the help I need pimp, and to tell the truth kids make me sick. i have nightmares bout them lil sons a *****ez in my ear all the dam time, makin me sing them bunk a$$ songs and sh!t. i don't know, maybe I'm bitter.

**KERMIT** · 10-26-2006, 01:02 AM

**jrt1584** · 10-26-2006, 01:05 AM

where are u living these days? being that u dont have a steady job... On the streets or what? Have u thought about maybe getting into the porn industry??

**KERMIT** · 10-26-2006, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by jrt1584

where are u living these days? being that u dont have a steady job... On the streets or what? Have u thought about maybe getting into the porn industry??

I been jumpn house 2 house, livn that Cali life. tryin not to let these streets take me under, you know it's ruff out here pimp. I tried the porn industry but I guess there "isn't a high demand" for two or more muppets fuggin...or some bull$hit they spit at me. and human chicks have a tendency to laugh at my little lint covered green wanker.

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