Kobe Bryant has a "surprise announcement". (Retirement?)

[FiveRings]

D'Antoni Fired: The Return of Coachbe.

It's the best way for the Lakers to maintain their drama advantage over the rest of the league.

Stan Van Gundy as new Head Coach with Kobe as Assistant Coach.

Dwight will be thrilled and resign in an instant.

[PickernRoller]

hes gonna announce a dvd release of "Kobe swimming with da Sharks"

Bonus scene with Gasol. Haters will claim he couldn't get in the water without the help of a big man.

[305Baller]

Bonus scene with Gasol. Haters will claim he couldn't get in the water without the help of a big man.

[AlphaWolf24]

another rap album??

[SewerUrchin]

[FiveRings]

Bonus scene with Gasol. Haters will claim he couldn't get in the water without the help of a big man.

Odom there too with his wife. It will be revealed that there weren't really any sharks around, but rather Khloe Odom Kardashian was mistaken for a five hundred pound whale shark.