CP3, Kobe, Dwight and The Illuminati

[Eric Cartman]

It's destiny god dammit!

[Kornheiser]

[alanLA92]

And here I thought I was the smart one going for the EE degree and so far succeeding.

[JohnnyWall]

Illuminati was founded in 1776
1+7+7+6 = 21
2+1 = 3
Chris Paul's jersey # is 3

#IlluminatIsHere

Nice! Also, Illuminati = 10 letters

2 + 1 = 3 (Chris Paul)
21 + 3 = 24 (Kobe)
24 + 10 = 34 (Shaq)
21 reversed = 12 (Dwight)

[Pushxx]

Chris Paul #3
Kobe Bryant #24
Dwight Howard #12

[LIST][*]All three numbers are multiples of three... three star players.[*]24/12 = 2[*]12/3 = 4[*]Put those together and you get 24[*]Dwight and Chris are both 26 years old. 26 - 2 players = 24[*]The three numbers can also be put together to make a date... 03/24/12[*]March 24... What does it signify? Well, who was born on March 24? Chris Bosh, T.J. Ford, Mike Woodson (Hawks coach), Peyton Manning and Zyzz, to name a few.[*]Woodson coaches the Atlanta Hawks. Where is Dwight from? Atlanta.[*]Payton Manning was born in New Orleans. Chris Paul plays in New Orleans.[*]Chris Bosh is 27 years old... 27 - 3 players = 24[*]In the 2009 playoffs, Howard recorded 24 points and 24 rebounds in Game 5 against the 76ers.[*]Kobe Bryant = 10 letters[*]Dwight Howard = 12 letters[*]Chris Paul = 9 letters[*]Added up, they equal 31.. 31 + 3 players = 34, Shaq's number.[*]Shaq came from Orlando to LA, Dwight plays for Orlando.[*]Shaq's first triple-double was 24 points.[*]Shaq's career playoff stats: 24.3 PPG, 2.7 APG, 11.6 RPG... rounded to integers? 24/3/12[*]Dwight was born December 8, 1985. December (the 12th month) 8 (Kobe's previous number).
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That sh-t cray.

(jay-z and kanye not smart/stupid enough to make a historical gangster reference)

[percolator]

The Lakers moved to Los Angeles in 1960
On November 8, 1960 JFK was elected president
1960 was a leap year. 2012 is also a leap year.
JFK was assassinated on November 22, 1963........1,109 days after he was elected
1+1+0+9=12
Jerry Buss bought the Lakers in 1979.....19 years after they moved to Los Angeles....16 years after JFK was assassinated
19-16=3
JFK was assassinated by The Illuminati

[Kobr]

[LIST][*]In the 2009 playoffs, Howard recorded 24 points and 24 rebounds in Game 5 against the 76ers.
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[COLOR="Red"]76[/COLOR]ers, game [COLOR="SeaGreen"]5[/COLOR], [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]2009[/COLOR] playoffs...
[COLOR="Red"]
7[/COLOR] + [COLOR="Red"]6[/COLOR] = 13
13 - [COLOR="SeaGreen"]5[/COLOR] = 8 (Kobe's old number)

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]2[/COLOR] + [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]0[/COLOR] + [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]0[/COLOR] + [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]9[/COLOR] = 11
11 + 13 = 24 (Kobe's current number)

[GilZero]

Good stuff

[The-Legend-24]

WTF?

[Legends66NBA7]

I wonder if the Illuminati also traced this coming to the Knoll...

[JChurches]

lol @ Zyzz reference. You aware, OP?

[Shadynasty's]

I wonder if the Illuminati also traced this coming to the Knoll...

Oh my God... look what I found when you magnify that grassy knoll photo

[Legends66NBA7]

Oh my God... look what I found when you magnify that grassy knoll photo

Well I be damned...

[Kobr]

ROFL shady +repped

great thread

[JohnnyWall]

lol @ Zyzz reference. You aware, OP?

Yes, RIP Zyzz.

Killed by The Illuminati for the sake of this trade? Perhaps.