What keept you from bein in the NBA?

[King Jane]

For me i think it gon be my grades. I fail a few lasses so they wont lemme play wit tha skoo team so I wont be seen by NBA and D1 souts. I easily cross up many kids from my skoo that get collage scholarships durin lunch break games. I could do good in the NBA but I aint gonna sell out like that the teachers at my skoo is hella corrupt. ima do me.

[mattvNJ]

For me i think it gon be my grades. I fail a few lasses so they wont lemme play wit tha skoo team so I wont be seen by NBA and D1 souts. I easily cross up many kids from my skoo that get collage scholarships durin lunch break games. I could do good in the NBA but I aint gonna sell out like that the teachers at my skoo is hella corrupt. ima do me.

poor poor theoo attempt

[PleezeBehave]

Fat.

Yeah, mainly fat.

And stamina.

[King Jane]

poor poor theoo attempt

[PizzamanIRL]

No excuses. I just wasn't good enough.

[Theoo]

i make the draft but was druggged by adam silvar becuse i have do many research on his corruption on ish . when lerbron know i wasnt gone be with the heat he left team . tough times man. shabazz napier was drafted instead of me

[SpecialQue]

This is really embarrassing. You're not Theoo. You're never gonna be Theoo, so stop trying.

OP is the Carlos Mencia of ISH.

[RoseCity07]

Everything. Just not good enough. I'd basically be a 5-10 point guard. As good as my handles are an NBA player would destroy me in a game. I could't stay in front of Steven Blake let alone Chris Paul. My release would be too slow. Not quick enough to make plays.

If I were about 6-5 I would have worked my ass off because I am a smart player. I see the floor really well and know how to get the ball to shooters. I'd probably be a Kirk Heinrich type of player if I were taller. Only I'm a bit more creative off the dribble.

[ThatCoolKid]

I've never played basketball before.

[NZStreetBaller]

The illumanati hahaha

[Mr Exlax]

Shitty attitude. I am a very very sore loser. I find no joy in winning. I just don't want to lose. If the game is close, I'm as upset as if we lost.

Not skilled enough. Solid fundamentals, but I never worked hard to be great at anything. I used my size and athleticism to not lose when playing.

[KobesFinger]

Long dick weighing me down. If I had a tiny stump like Amar'e or Jordan I'd be able to jump like them

[Dr. Cheesesteak]

I'm an American-born white guy.

I never had a chance, unless I added "-ovic" to my last name.

Long dick weighing me down. If I had a tiny stump like Amar'e or Jordan I'd be able to jump like them

Can't you just use your 3rd leg as like a spring to jump higher??

[Fudge]

Too many wannabe's on ISH nowadays, meng.

[Bandito]

My laziness and genes held me back.