What would YOU average on an NBA team?

[Mr. Jabbar]

15/6/4

now seriously

14/5/3

[dubeta]

15/6/4

now seriously

14/5/3

Ur already better than Kobe

[iamgine]

I think I've seen this topic on here before, but it always gives me a great laugh because of all the people that think they are even close to being able to produce on an NBA level.

It's pretty easy to sit on your computer on an NBA message board and talk about how you could've made the league or could've been a great college player if you would have just stuck with it, and how you could probably hang on an NBA roster and are as good as players like Steve Novak and Spencer Dinwiddie.

Anyway, I love this topic because it always cheers me up to see how delusional people are.


So the bottom line: What would YOU average if you were thrown onto an NBA roster and given 40 minutes of playing time per night?

Me:

40 mpg
1.7 ppg
1.2 rpg
0.6 apg
0.2 spg
0.1 bpg
7.8 TO/game
15% FG
11% 3PT

It all depends on the roster. If we have Lebron and Wade like '11 Miami then all I need to do is practice and make open 3s. I might be able to average 6+ points that way.

[kunk75]

6'10 wingspan on a 6'2 white boy they'd never see me coming
[
QUOTE=Westbrook0]DUDE - If you averaged 0.7 blocks per game that would put you 69th in the NBA in blocks per game. Out of like 450 players. LeBron averaged 0.7 bpg this season and he's 6'8, 260 and one of the freakiest athletes the game has ever seen.

You trying to tell us that if we toss you out on the court today in the NBA game, you would average more blocks than 70% of the league?

[/QUOTE]

[kunk75]

this thread is a dIII all star team

[kjarnorkudori]

I'm 6'7 barefoot and in my twenties so that's an advantage over most of the guys here. I'd like to think that I'd be able to hit a few shots a game as I'd be open a lot since it would make sense to put two guys on a better player.
Considering that I'd be a complete liability.

7 points bad fg%
3 rebounds
1.4 assists
40mpg

[TheMarkMadsen]

holy shit you guys are delusional

[fragokota]

A big fat zero, maybe a rebound and a fluke point right and there.

[kunk75]

holy shit you guys are delusional

i guarantee mark titus is better than everyone here by like 1000% and couldn't get minutes at ohio state

[Solid Snake]

holy shit you guys are delusional

This

[Angel Face]

Scoring champion, 30+ppg tbh.

[KungFuJoe]

I wouldn't even touch the ball. And my guy would score on me. Every single time. It would be like Rudy, without any of the feel good stuff.

[Ne 1]

I'd bet nobody on this forum would even make the the NBA's D-League. The NBA has the best basketball players on the planet. Only the top 1.2% of college players even make it to the NBA.

[Lebron23]

You can posts your videos in this thread.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...352546&page=90

[Ne 1]

Dude, 12th man on the bench players hardly ever play and have a hard time scoring, no one here is close to NBA 12th man level. If they are, basically means they are NBA level players, and I know there aren't any here like that. I don't care if they claim they were decent college hoops players at some unknown college, there is still a huge gap to the NBA. Simply put, Jeremy Lin, who gets a ton of shit here, would own your soul at your local rec league.

Exactly. These guys are delusional. Even the worst D-League or Euroleague players are better than the average person at basketball, they wouldn't be making money playing if not.