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    #1 Joel Embiid Stan waseem780's Avatar
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    I think its a gene in every mans balls that he tries to perfrom his best when hot ladies are watchin , not only in basketball but pretty much everything.

    Felt so good today when I came in and hit 2 3's back to back and had a sick crossover and1 and these girls were impressed as **** , boss

    anyone got any stories or relate to this

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    Cool story bro got anymore?

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    Most of the females I've known could have barely cared any less about what I was doing on the basketball court. Some may have enjoyed watching me play, but they usually had no idea what was going on. I could be crossing folks over or shooting the ball over the backboard, they're usually just more impressed with the sense of community that comes with strangers getting together to play a game.

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    There was this annoying kid that came to the court with some annoying girls who used to cheer for him. He fancied himself as a pretty good player, but back in the days (a few years ago), I used to play every single day and got pretty good. I played him one and embarrassed him. The girls were cheering for him at first but the longer the match went on their support suddenly started to fade. Then when he was getting tired, and I started blocking him and crossing him over. The girls started to go "ooh" and "aah" everytime I did something impressive. I could see it was messing with him mentally too cause he was their primarily to impress these chicks but it back fired badly. Pretty funny.

    I suck now though, I haven't touched a basketball in like 4 years.

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    Too bad you still went home alone that day.

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    If it's a girl of a guy I'm guarding, Im gonna turn up the defense and make sure I burn you on offense.

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    #1 Joel Embiid Stan waseem780's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaspah
    OP stays losing in various aspects of life
    Yeah man losing is awesome if my life is losing

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    Quote Originally Posted by waseem780
    I think its a gene in every mans balls that he tries to perfrom his best when hot ladies are watchin , not only in basketball but pretty much everything.

    Felt so good today when I came in and hit 2 3's back to back and had a sick crossover and1 and these girls were impressed as **** , boss

    anyone got any stories or relate to this
    Yeah i'm sure Becky saw you crossover then told her friend OMG I want to suck Waseem's brown dic% so bad!!

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    I remember when my ex came to watch me play for the 1st time. I was hyped and shot like 90%. I usually shoot like 40% at best

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBoss
    Yeah i'm sure Becky saw you crossover then told her friend OMG I want to suck Waseem's brown dic% so bad!!
    awww white boy is jealous you're so beta its funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdaman99
    I remember when my ex came to watch me play for the 1st time. I was hyped and shot like 90%. I usually shoot like 40% at best
    Real nikkas understand , i bet guys like bigboss aint ever even leave the ****ing house lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Chewing
    Too bad you still went home alone that day.
    Damn

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    Yeah it sucks girls don't get wet over how much you dominate out there. They literally just don't care. It is pretty rare that it has happened. Makes me sad - i once had this great piece that used to love come watching me hoop. She legitly understood the game and appreciated it when I dominated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. I'm So Rad
    How many of those did you f*ck or even talk to outside of mumbling "Thanks"?
    All of them

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