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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-2003

    Reminds me of this pic of the colossal Calvin Lane (7'6"/380-400+ pounds) next to Shaq. Makes Shaq look like his little brother. Look at the size of his hand -- it looks like he could rip Shaq's intestines out.

    Last edited by OldSchoolBBall; 03-30-2009 at 05:26 AM.

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-2003

    It's a dumb concept. It would be the physical equivalent of Malone on Rodman. Malone wasn't able to hurt Rodman on the court even though he's greater physical specimen and lord knows he tried.

    Rodman was 6'7-6'8 at best 210lb
    Malone was 6'9 at best 260lb




    Shaq would own this douche bag

    Quote Originally Posted by giantgonzolez

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-2003

    This guy would be the equivalent of an ultramuscular shawn bradley minus the blocks, rebounds, dunks, footwork and speed. Shaq would eat him alive. All he would be good for is sending shaq to the line 6 times a game.

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-

    not to mention he obviously did steroids, he'd pop his knees and blow them out if he played more than 5 minutes a game, and he probably has no hops at all, do you realize what steroids do to your joints?

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-

    For obvious reasons they weren't gonna get giant muscle freaks. Teams did the next best thing though. They would sign that extra big to give Shaq 6 quality fouls.

    Look at the Kings with Scott Pollard for an example.

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-2003

    Quote Originally Posted by halffttime
    that dude was in that movie with that dude from 40 year old virgin and that girl from princess diaries.. some james bond comedy-ish movie with the rock in it... what was it called..

    Get Smart.

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-

    Quote Originally Posted by kumquat
    Shaq would own this douche bag
    Of course.

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-2003

    Lolz at anyone even suggesting the great khali would have done anything decent against prime shaq, all shaq would do was do spin moves and jump hooks all day, guy probably has not latteral movement.

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-

    Quote Originally Posted by KeylessEntry
    maybe because its basketball and not wwe
    Bingo.

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-2003

    The great khali has (quite literally) trouble moving in general. how could he play basketball? its like watching a tree try to move.

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-2003

    The Great Khali can barely walk. I don't think he'd be able to do much of anything in the NBA. Plus he's killed two people in a fake sport, can't imagine how many he'd kill in real competition

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-

    If a team wanted a guy to "teach Shaq a lesson" they don't need some 7'7" 400lb guy to do it, they could just pick up anyone in a 10 day contract to go out there to trip him and hurt him.

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-2003

    Dude on the right is closer to the camera. Either that or his head is actually 2 1\2 times bigger than Shaq's.

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-2003

    Too big, which limits his movements. This is why every huge body builders out there is slow. Too much crap loaded on their thighs and arm.

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    Default Re: Why didn't teams get a monster like this guy to teach Shaq a lesson back in 2000-2003

    Quote Originally Posted by Lebron23
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    lol the guy wearing glasses in the middle looks about 40 yrs old not 17 yrs odl.

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