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Re: The 2014-2015 Miami Heat are cursed.
Riley sold the Heat's soul for those lebron years.
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Re: The 2014-2015 Miami Heat are cursed.
The Heat have made all of the right moves only to be stopped in it's tracks. It's inevitable: LeBron to the finals.
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Re: The 2014-2015 Miami Heat are cursed.
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Re: The 2014-2015 Miami Heat are cursed.
Originally Posted by Beastmode88
Durant
Thanks.
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Re: The 2014-2015 Miami Heat are cursed.
Originally Posted by Mr.Kite
Riley sold the Heat's soul for those lebron years.
Naw. LeBron's entourage are voodoo masters.
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Re: The 2014-2015 Miami Heat are cursed.
Heat looking at Robinson, Blatche, Beasley and calling up some d-leaguers.
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Re: The 2014-2015 Miami Heat are cursed.
During the 2014 season, LeBron is in the Heat's locker room alone...
Ghost of Delonte West: "LeBron. I had sex with your mom!"
LeBron: "What the..."
Ghost of Delonte West: "That's right. We did the dirty drity. I made her whistle like a birdy birdy."
LeBron: "This can't be happening..."
Ghost of Delonte West: "See. You got two choices Bran. Get the hell outta my city or continue losing games. This is going to make that Lil B curse on Durant look like child's play fool. GET OUT MY CITY! BAM!
LeBron gets thrusted back by the Ghost of Delonte West.
1hr later...
LeBron with pen in hand: "Before anyone ever cared where I would play basketball, I was a kid from Northeast Ohio..."
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Re: The 2014-2015 Miami Heat are cursed.
Originally Posted by Foster5k
During the 2014 season, LeBron is in the Heat's locker room alone...
Ghost of Delonte West: "LeBron. I had sex with your mom!"
LeBron: "What the..."
Ghost of Delonte West: "That's right. We did the dirty drity. I made her whistle like a birdy birdy."
LeBron: "This can't be happening..."
Ghost of Delonte West: "See. You got two choices Bran. Get the hell outta my city or continue losing games. This is going to make that Lil B curse on Durant look like child's play fool. GET OUT MY CITY! BAM!
LeBron gets thrusted back by the Ghost of Delonte West.
1hr later...
LeBron with pen in hand: "Before anyone ever cared where I would play basketball, I was a kid from Northeast Ohio..."
I never thought about the ghost Delonte connection. It all makes sense now.
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Re: The 2014-2015 Miami Heat are cursed.
Originally Posted by Foster5k
During the 2014 season, LeBron is in the Heat's locker room alone...
Ghost of Delonte West: "LeBron. I had sex with your mom!"
LeBron: "What the..."
Ghost of Delonte West: "That's right. We did the dirty drity. I made her whistle like a birdy birdy."
LeBron: "This can't be happening..."
Ghost of Delonte West: "See. You got two choices Bran. Get the hell outta my city or continue losing games. This is going to make that Lil B curse on Durant look like child's play fool. GET OUT MY CITY! BAM!
LeBron gets thrusted back by the Ghost of Delonte West.
1hr later...
LeBron with pen in hand: "Before anyone ever cared where I would play basketball, I was a kid from Northeast Ohio..."
Cringe
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infamous souvlaki
Re: The 2014-2015 Miami Heat are cursed.
Foster5k has a ton of these stories. I think my dude is releasing a collection. I support him and offer to make a cover
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Induuubitably
Re: The 2014-2015 Miami Heat are cursed.
lollolol @ Foster
So cringe. Yet enjoyably humorous all the same..
More please...
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