I found this site that ranked the 10 ugliest NBA players, its kind of old, but if I was any of these guys down here, I'd probably sue. Unless your Sam Cassell, dude just live with it man.
Top Ten Ugliest NBA Players
10. Reggie Miller- Pacers alien head hotshot is not so bad until he opens his can opener toothed mouth.
9. Shaquille O'Neal- Looks like a big oaf running up and down the court.
8. Patrick Ewing- Another ugly big man. Beauty does not come with age. And neither does your game.
7. Scottie Pippen- Been hit in the nose once too many times.
6. Nick Van Exel- All the teams want the little troll in a trade deal. He does scare his opponents with that melon on his neck.
5. Sam Cassell- Can a human actually have two brains in his head? Because with a cone like there's room for a couple.
4. Shawn Bradley- Lanky and long. At 7 feet 6 inches, the tallest/ugliest NBA player ever since Manute Bol.
3. Tyrone Hill- Someone get me a barf bag. I think I'm gonna be sick.
2. Donyell Marshall- You'll be screaming for someone to put that thing out of its misery.
1. Popeye Jones- He's sooooo ugly, it's funny.
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09-30-2006, 04:57 PM #1ISH Insider
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10 Ugliest NBA Players
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09-30-2006, 04:58 PM #2Missing Since 2009
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no way can you put Tyrone behind Popeye! Tyrone was the KING. And why doesn't this list have Matt Geiger, or even Poggle-faced Korean guy on it? They'd beat Marshall's pants off in this listing!
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09-30-2006, 04:58 PM #3Goat Loading
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Bradley is just goofy looking, Cassel is uglier.
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09-30-2006, 05:01 PM #4Missing Since 2009
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09-30-2006, 05:04 PM #5ISH Insider
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LOL! That's pretty funny. Go ahead and post some NBA players who shoud make the cut. I think I have a few in mind . . .
Originally Posted by kwajo
no way can you put Tyrone behind Popeye! Tyrone was the KING. And why doesn't this list have Matt Geiger, or even Poggle-faced Korean guy on it? They'd beat Marshall's pants off in this listing!
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09-30-2006, 05:07 PM #6NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
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nick van exel really isnt that ugly
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09-30-2006, 05:09 PM #7Goat Loading
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I wouldn't consider Reggie Miller ugly.
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09-30-2006, 05:11 PM #8The Master Debater
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Is it me or do Tyrone Hill and Reggie Miller look like regular people to you?
Then again I'm not too good at judging looks other than obvious aliens like Cassell and Popeye.
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09-30-2006, 05:11 PM #9NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
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09-30-2006, 05:21 PM #10Good High School Starter
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no mention of popeye jones
edit, i saw him now.
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09-30-2006, 05:22 PM #11LFC|JAYS|RAPS|VIKES
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its a countdown, reggie's #10 and popeye is #1
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09-30-2006, 05:22 PM #12Good High School Starter
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reggie miller was, but i saw jones up there so its all good.
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09-30-2006, 05:26 PM #13Byonic
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they all pull more a$$ in a week than any of you have your entire lives. and no, men don't count.
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09-30-2006, 05:28 PM #14Saw a basketball once
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Originally Posted by Hawker
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09-30-2006, 05:29 PM #15Good High School Starter
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so what ? they are stil ugly. Originally Posted by TheBynumProject
they all pull more a$$ in a week than any of you have your entire lives. and no, men don't count.
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