Bill Simmons plane story about Donald Sterling is hilarious.

[-Lebron23-]

just add random DOE'S or BETA or LETTUCE BE REAL and you guys will enjoy it more

Son, I've flown First Class before, seen a dude pull out his ****, put ice cream on it and ask the woman travelling with him to lick it on a flight from Indonesia no less (largest muslim country).

Flying business on a flight from Qatar, I've seen an at-least-80-year old German perv somehow manage to talk a flight attendant into helping him put on his PJs on flight, put his sit on fully horizontal position...only to reveal a huge bonner under the blanket...while his wife is seating next to him through the whole thing.

Those are hilarious anecdotes you can write a longer story about. Some rich dude being a pain in the ass because he did not get an aisle seat...Not so much.

Also, if the story is legit, you have to wonder what the fvck he is paying 2 personal assistans for if they can't even get him the right seat, unless he only hired both the day before. All this story does to me after the racist comments fiasco is confirm Sterling completely sucks at surrounding himself with the right people.

[DwnShft2Xcelr8]

I read that shit and now completely regret reading that shit.

[kamil]

Flying business on a flight from Qatar, I've seen an at-least-80-year old German perv somehow manage to talk a flight attendant into helping him put on his PJs on flight, put his sit on fully horizontal position...only to reveal a huge bonner under the blanket...while his wife is seating next to him through the whole thing.

I hope I'm still able to get it up at 80 years of age.

[R.I.P.]

To sum up the incredible story.

He bitched about his seat and his whore of an assistant had to fly economy.

[-Lebron23-]

I hope I'm still able to get it up at 80 years of age.

Yeah that was shocking, I guess he took some 'enhancers'. Dude was like a child trapped on an elder's body.

[kamil]

Yeah that was shocking, I guess he took some 'enhancers'. Dude was like a child trapped on an elder's body.

Seeing how ridiculously fast medicine has moved forward in the last 5-10 years, I don't think it'll be a problem for many of us in 50+ years when WE are old.

[moe94]

Had me in tears

[Budadiiii]

Those circumstances really are unacceptable for a billionaire though.

Flying commercial?

[sd3035]

let s be real, nobody is going to read that shit.

Unfortunately I did, because some fakkit said it was "hilarious"

[KirbyPls]

just add random DOE'S or BETA or LETTUCE BE REAL and you guys will enjoy it more

Lettuce be cereal, Simmons living rent-free on ISH doe.

[KirbyPls]

[Levity]

this article confirmed my suspicions..... Sterling really love soup!!!

Thanks bill!







but on the real, its hilarious how soup in a game changer for the elderly, and this story fits that notion.

[Rake2204]

I initially thought the thread title had "plain" edited in to reflect the nature of the article itself. Wrong form though.

[AirFederer]

Weak as frukk

[AirFederer]

this article confirmed my suspicions..... Sterling really love soup!!!

Thanks bill!







but on the real, its hilarious how soup in a game changer for the elderly, and this story fits that notion.

I literally lol'ed