Would you/have you ever beat off to someone that died?

[egokiller]

I already saw the 29,100 figure in a previous post... I'm in dark mode... I see all.

What is the relevance of 8999 and 7999? I'm too autistic for this trick.

The significance is that I knew what you were going to originally pick because I'm a mind reader.

[egokiller]

It works better with a deck of cards. You have someone pick 3 random cards and you assign a "10" to any face cards.

So if they pick 4 5 king then the digits are 4 5 and 10.

Now arrange those digits so that the number never ends in a 9 or a 1.
If they picked say 4, 5, 6 instead then have them pick another card and discard it if its and ace or a face card or a 10 so that the number doesn't end in 9 or 1. Or just rearrange the 4 cards so that you get a 4 digit number that doesn't end in 9 or 1.

So 4, 5, and 10 can be arranged to be 1045 or 1054. Doesn't matter as long as the rule above is followed.

Now once you have that number, subtract 2 from the last digit and add 2 to the beginning of the number. So 1045 becomes 21043, or if 1054 was selected, the final number is 21052.

So lets go with 1045

Write the number 21043 on another piece of paper and have them write down 2 more numbers. Any numbers.

Lets say they pick 1000 and 2000.

Choose the number in each column so that the sum is nine.

1 + 8 = 9
0 + 9 = 9
0 + 9 =9
0 + 9 =9

2 + 7 = 9
0 + 9 = 9
0 + 9 =9
0 + 9 =9

Then just add all that shit up and it will be 21043

1045
1000
2000
7999
8999

[Shogon]

It works better with a deck of cards. You have someone pick 3 random cards and you assign a "10" to any face cards.

So if they pick 4 5 king then the digits are 4 5 and 10.

Now arrange those digits so that the number never ends in a 9 or a 1.
If they picked say 4, 5, 6 instead then have them pick another card and discard it if its and ace or a face card or a 10 so that the number doesn't end in 9 or 1. Or just rearrange the 4 cards so that you get a 4 digit number that doesn't end in 9 or 1.

So 4, 5, and 10 can be arranged to be 1045 or 1054. Doesn't matter as long as the rule above is followed.

Now once you have that number, subtract 2 from the last digit and add 2 to the beginning of the number. So 1045 becomes 21043, or if 1054 was selected, the final number is 21052.

So lets go with 1045

Write the number 21043 on another piece of paper and have them write down 2 more numbers. Any numbers.

Lets say they pick 1000 and 2000.

Choose the number in each column so that the sum is nine.

1 + 8 = 9
0 + 9 = 9
0 + 9 =9
0 + 9 =9

2 + 7 = 9
0 + 9 = 9
0 + 9 =9
0 + 9 =9

Then just add all that shit up and it will be 21043

1045
1000
2000
7999
8999

Interesting. Thanks for the explanation.

[egokiller]

Here's another mindfvck. I teach this to up and coming mindfvckers as part of my mindfvck 101 course. It's a 3 day short course that teaches individuals how to begin their journey to one day becoming an advanced mindfvcker.

Arrange these rows so that it looks like an equilateral triangle, and not like a right triangle as pictured.

5
55
555
5555
55555

So there are 5 different "rows" as follows:

row 1 is five
row 2 is fifty-five
row 3 is five hundred and fifty-five
row 4 is five thousand five hundred and fifty-five.
row 5 is fifty five thousand five hundred and fifty-five

Now tell someone to speak the numbers out loud as you point to random rows.

Say you point to row 3, 5, 1, 4, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Now ask them to say the first vegetable that comes to mind. The answer will be carrot.

Such is the art of the mindfvck, in the most simplest form.

[AlternativeAcc.]

This thread turned cringier than expected

[egokiller]

This thread turned cringier than expected

No one should read this thread unless they want to become mindfvcked over it.

[Draz]

Can yall recommend some

[MrFonzworth]

This thread turned cringier than expected

This. Was looking forward to some stories of people yanking off to dead people, was not expecting an autistic math lesson.

[egokiller]

Can yall recommend some

OK back to thread topic. There was some porn star in the 90's named Anna Malle that died in a car accident I believe. Pretty sure some kid out there is beating his shit to his father's old porn stash that has her in it or came across a video of her online.

[RRR3]

Can yall recommend some

I told you, Angela Devi.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...wkey=247645155


Does them being dead turn you on or something?

[highwhey]

This. Was looking forward to some stories of people yanking off to dead people, was not expecting an autistic math lesson.

[highwhey]

This thread turned cringier than expected

this is how egokiller is in real life, just imagine his math posts but in real life...at a party, trying to entertain people...

[egokiller]

this is how egokiller is in real life, just imagine his math posts but in real life...at a party, trying to entertain people...

No, no highweight, these are bar tricks after you've had a few and the conversations start getting dry because no good games are on. We realize your social life is limited to shooting at stationary targets in AZ, so these things don't apply to you.

[highwhey]

No, no highweight, these are bar tricks after you've had a few and the conversations start getting dry because no good games are on. We realize your social life is limited to shooting at stationary targets in AZ, so these things don't apply to you.

this is the reaction of women at the bar to what you think is entertaining:

[LAmbruh]

this is the reaction of women at the bar to what you think is entertaining: