Laker Crisis Hotline Open for Business

[SoCalMike]

running 3-shifts 24x7...

[DKLaker]

Lmao

[Blue_Dog45]

*calls*

The Lakers are playing like lil b!tches, what can I do to cope with the unbearable stress of seeing my favorite team getting embarrased all the time? Can this hotline help me with me with my problem? Hello? Can you hear me? I know you're there Mike I can hear you breathing...

[lakerfreak]

I just don't see why Pau can't defend with a sense of urgency. How is Big Z getting wide open shots? he is slower than pau he shouldn't be able to get open to begin with!

i know its still regular season, but you got any advice, words of wisdom, to keep my head up?

[Kobe8]

I really have to admit now , WE like LITERALLY NEED BYNUM in 100%

Why isnt he getting much playing time ? His appearance itself is like a Factor.

[Lakers_Kobe_Fan]

lol....glad i didnt watch the game and ruin my Xmas.....

but we need to Bench Artest and Fish....

[bladefd]

Hey Laker crisis hotline,

I am close to becoming a Laker hater. I have been a Laker fan for MANY years now, but I am just losing my patience. I want to become a Heat fan now. What can you do to convince me to stay a Laker fan? Huh Laker hotline? What can you do for ME???? If you can't do anything then SHOW ME THE MONEY. I WILL BE ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR AS A LAKER FAN.

F*CK YOU, LAKER CRISIS HOTLINE!!!!

[gts]

Socal: Lakers crisis hotline how can i help you?

kkinchen: does lebron... hello, hello anyone there ?

...........

Socal: Lakers crisis hotline how can I help you?

Lakerfreak: IT BURNS!

Socal: Lakers loses are always a bit hard but...

Lakerfreak: THE HEAT, I CAN"T TAKE IT.

Socal: Well sure the Heat are a measuring stick for ....

Lakerfreak: IT'S STOOPID AH AH AH MAN IT"S JUST SO PAINFUL...

Socal: OK it's just a game I think you might be over reacting, you act like you lost money.

Lakerfreak: GAME? What Game? i'm talking about Hot Sauce! I drank a shot glass full of stuff called Liquid Stoopid

Socal:

[gts]

gts: Lakers Crisis hotline how can i help you

Hey Laker crisis hotline,

I am close to becoming a Laker hater. I have been a Laker fan for MANY years now, but I am just losing my patience. I want to become a Heat fan now. What can you do to convince me to stay a Laker fan? Huh Laker hotline? What can you do for ME???? If you can't do anything then SHOW ME THE MONEY. I WILL BE ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR AS A LAKER FAN.

F*CK YOU, LAKER CRISIS HOTLINE!!!!

[Allstar24]

[Kobe8]

gts: Lakers Crisis hotline how can i help you

[SoCalMike]

LMAO, I think gts got into the Egg Nogg...

[lakerfreak]

Socal: Lakers crisis hotline how can i help you?

kkinchen: does lebron... hello, hello anyone there ?

...........

Socal: Lakers crisis hotline how can I help you?

Lakerfreak: IT BURNS!

Socal: Lakers loses are always a bit hard but...

Lakerfreak: THE HEAT, I CAN"T TAKE IT.

Socal: Well sure the Heat are a measuring stick for ....

Lakerfreak: IT'S STOOPID AH AH AH MAN IT"S JUST SO PAINFUL...

Socal: OK it's just a game I think you might be over reacting, you act like you lost money.

Lakerfreak: GAME? What Game? i'm talking about Hot Sauce! I drank a shot glass full of stuff called Liquid Stoopid

Socal:

LMAO!!!!!!!

[Nash-tastic]

gts: Lakers Crisis hotline how can i help you

[SoCalMike]

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