CP3, Kobe, Dwight and The Illuminati

[BGriffin's Dad]

Oh my God... look what I found when you magnify that grassy knoll photo

[Babalu]

[COLOR="Red"]Chris Paul #3[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Green"]Kobe Bryant #24[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Dwight Howard #12[/COLOR]

[LIST][*]All three numbers are multiples of [COLOR="Red"]three[/COLOR]... three star players.[*][COLOR="Green"]24[/COLOR]/[COLOR="Blue"]12[/COLOR] = 2[*][COLOR="Blue"]12[/COLOR]/[COLOR="Red"]3[/COLOR] = 4[*]Put those together and you get [COLOR="Green"]24[/COLOR][*]Dwight and Chris are both 26 years old. 26 - 2 players = [COLOR="Green"]24[/COLOR][*]The three numbers can also be put together to make a date... [COLOR="Red"]03[/COLOR]/[COLOR="Green"]24[/COLOR]/[COLOR="Blue"]12[/COLOR][*][COLOR="Red"]March [/COLOR][COLOR="Green"]24[/COLOR]... What does it signify? Well, who was born on [COLOR="Red"]March [/COLOR][COLOR="Green"]24[/COLOR]? Chris Bosh, T.J. Ford, Mike Woodson (Hawks coach), Peyton Manning and Zyzz, to name a few.[*]Woodson coaches the [COLOR="Blue"]Atlanta[/COLOR] Hawks. Where is Dwight from? [COLOR="Blue"]Atlanta[/COLOR].[*]Payton Manning was born in [COLOR="Red"]New Orleans[/COLOR]. Chris Paul plays in [COLOR="Red"]New Orleans[/COLOR].[*]Chris Bosh is 27 years old... 27 - [COLOR="Red"]3[/COLOR] players = [COLOR="Green"]24[/COLOR][*]In the 2009 playoffs, Howard recorded [COLOR="Green"]24[/COLOR] points and [COLOR="Green"]24[/COLOR] rebounds in Game 5 against the 76ers.[*]Kobe Bryant = [COLOR="Green"]10[/COLOR] letters[*]Dwight Howard = [COLOR="Blue"]12[/COLOR] letters[*]Chris Paul = [COLOR="Red"]9[/COLOR] letters[*]Added up, they equal 31.. 31 + [COLOR="Red"]3[/COLOR] players = 34, Shaq's number.[*]Shaq came from [COLOR="Blue"]Orlando[/COLOR] to LA, Dwight plays for [COLOR="Blue"]Orlando[/COLOR].[*]Shaq's first triple-double was [COLOR="Green"]24[/COLOR] points.[*]Shaq's career playoff stats: 24.3 PPG, 2.7 APG, 11.6 RPG... rounded to integers? [COLOR="Green"]24[/COLOR]/[COLOR="Red"]3[/COLOR]/[COLOR="Blue"]12[/COLOR][*]Dwight was born December 8, 1985. December (the [COLOR="Blue"]12[/COLOR]th month) [COLOR="Green"]8[/COLOR] (Kobe's previous number).
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[Patrick Bateman]

Eerie. Really eerie.

[BGriffin's Dad]

Illuminati hath forsaken the Lakers

[JohnnyWall]

Doesn't mean I'm wrong. Trade can still happen, Dwight and Paul can still end up being Lakers.