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Originally Posted by Trentknicks
People like you =
1. Ban the Dunk Contest.
2. Increase the draft age to 25 so no 'bigger children' get caught in this malicious war zone.
3. NBA 18+ event only
4. All reporters and cameramen should wear helmets and padding when courtside.
5. Attach cushions to bottom of shoes for health & safety reasons.
6. Rim should be covered in rubber so no one gets a sore pinky.

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No running in games either.
Foul=ejection.
If the ball is going out of bounds you must let it go. No jumping into people trying to save it.
Dunk is 1 point, layups are 2. So we can avoid dangerous dunks like Blake throwing elbows on every poster.
No crossovers either. Knight almost broke his ankles last night.
All players get to choose what team they want to be on so there familys can have the best lifestyle possible.
No autographs. To much contact raises the chance of catching a virus.
Floor will need to be softer also.
No shot clock. We dont want the players to rush and accidentally get hurt.
Must wait a full season to come back from ijury. Btter safe then sorry