Simon is one of the biggest losers ever.
Cliff Notes on Simon:
- Inbred from Wichita who stanned the Thunder/Durant in 2012 thinking it was their time
- After LeBron spanked Durant's ass it ruined him psychologically to the point he became bipolar/schizo and started stanning LeBron
- Got bullied by LeBron-like black highschool students and stuffed into his locker. Dropped out of highschool
- 24 years old, still living with his mom and no highschool diploma
- Has like 20+ alts (only reason Jeff doesn't ban him is because it generates money and he's afraid of being sued if the kid offs himself)