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  1. #256
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    OP the type of niggy to say "Squeeze me" after he burps in front of another girl.



    OP the type of niggy to to mix his froot loops with his count chocula and list it as his creative thing he did that day.


    OP the type of niggy to wear gloves to the gym, cuz curls for the gurls.


    Op the type of niggy to ask his grandmama to read him a bedtime story. With only pictures.



    OP the type of niggy to excuse himself for class, use the bathroom and come back with his celly on his ear, nobody on the otha line.


    OP the type of niggy to head over to the local bed bath and beyond and ask oh u out of cucumber melon handsoap, " Oh I'm not comin back never again."


    OP the type of niggy to sing along to Terry Crews in White Chicks. And do the head motions. Forreal forreal.

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    Will be getting my haircut today.

    Stay tuned.

  3. #258
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    Summer is here.

    Tomorrow I am going to check out some shops and see what their Summer line will look like. If I like it I may get the entire collection.

    Lets hope I find something cheap and not Banana Republic.

  4. #259
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    Josh did not create us to boast about our appearances or enslave us to our possessions.

    Josh sought to liberate us from our own demons.

    And we must slay Vanity efficiently and effectively if we hope to reunite with the Josh.

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    Op the type of niguh to ask a girl at the club "May I have this dance?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nilocon165
    Op the type of niguh to fart in a toilet then flush it
    is he the type to wash his butthole at the sink too? and they apply baby oil?

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    2 years later.

    I'm not getting the girls that I use to due to age. I am starting to look my age but still handsome though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9erempiree
    It is cool and all but I feel women look at me like a piece of meat. I like it because I can have an influence on them but the blank stares they give me is a turn off.

    For example, this is just tonight, "You have a nice smile."...."you have a nice @ss."...girl proceeds to slap my @ss. I wasn't feeling it at at all.

    So, I saw this woman by herself and proceed to tell her how drinking helps calm the nerves. The best thing in life is to eat and I told her this. She asked me "What is for breakfast?"...I repled, "You. But I don't know you."

    I don't even fill like F'ing women anymore. Help me out here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanjizzle
    Wheres your picture? Im a handsome man aswell and i would like to challenge you to a handsome man off.
    Aren't you a tiny Asian dude?

    Girls simply don't like little Asian guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper


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    Don't Forget.

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    lets say you bought or collected something vintage/antique, you know how many other people are beating others over it when you're not using it?

    and when you do, remember that it's a portal between description and subscription.

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