Kobe Bryant has a SECRET GIRLFRIEND!!?

[Knicks101]

What's f*cking ridicilous is that anyone can make this sh!t up. I can take a pic of some random white girl on facebook and pretend she's Kobe GF. WTF is celebjihad? It seems like a site run by Sadam Hussein.

He's been dead.

[CantStop]

He's been dead.

I know that. I just don't know any more islam terrorists. There is quite a lot so I guess it's my bad.

[BallersTalk]

Dudes love me. Instead of wanting me to reply to your post, why don't you send a blank paper to my crib and let me autograph that for you. It's way better than a reply right? I love my group!es.

Is that what you do for Kobe? You send him trucks of blank pieces of paper for him to autograph and/or jizz on? You're sick.

[CantStop]

Is that what you do for Kobe? You send him trucks of blank pieces of paper for him to autograph and/or jizz on? You're sick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Next time, write it down a paper, try it out on 10 random people and if 5 laugh, post it here. If not, fix the kinks. Got it?

[kumquat]

[quote=RedZiggyZag]http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jiha...ret-girlfriend


Amber does look like Kobe

[CantStop]

Since when is that average looking.

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone on ISH dates supermodels. Duh!

[Chuck Thou NBA]

Damn Amber is that type of girl you can just kiss all day.
Got damn!
I don't blame Kobe even though I don't believe it's true.

[DKLaker]

What's f*cking ridicilous is that anyone can make this sh!t up. I can take a pic of some random white girl on facebook and pretend she's Kobe GF. WTF is celebjihad? It seems like a site run by Sadam Hussein.

No Sh!t, this site is being taken over by gossipy B!TCHES....who gives a FK, did it stop him from winning a championship....NO!!!!!

[bdreason]

Take the gossip bullshyt elsewhere.

[Jordandunk23]

LUDA.. "..women on my nuts like where the titanic go!!"

[BallersTalk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Next time, write it down a paper, try it out on 10 random people and if 5 laugh, post it here. If not, fix the kinks. Got it?

They're not jokes. It's the truth. I think you know that.

[phoenix18]

LUDA.. "..women on my nuts like where the titanic go!!"

Repped. That is my favorite song. I've been scouring the earth, making my fans catch the holy ghost at my shows like your grandma at church.

[Kebab Stall]

Oh, we're supposed to be surprised that one of, if not the best player in the NBA is banging some chick that is not his wife?

I bet Kobe's got a white girl in every city that he bangs when on the road.

[phoenix18]

Oh, we're supposed to be surprised that one of, if not the best player in the NBA is banging some chick that is not his wife?

I bet Kobe's got a white girl in every city that he bangs when on the road.

No its just suprising that its the same NBA player that got caught for the same thing in 2004. Thats why if this was true, it would be suprising.

[Kebab Stall]

No its just suprising that its the same NBA player that got caught for the same thing in 2004. Thats why if this was true, it would be suprising.

If anything, the Colorado incident just makes this one even less surprising, because he's done it before.

"Oh, that crazy Kobe, he's at it again. He just cannot contain himself when it comes to those damn white chicks!"